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Fragile Porcelain Mice is an actual band from here in St. Louis.

I was in a Porngrind band called Brown Carrot. The whole point of the "band" was to be as offensive as humanly possible. The lyrics were ALL toilet humor, and we would destroy household items during each set. TVs, microwaves, paintings, car doors...anything we could get our hands on. Each member of the band were prominent in the St. Louis Metal scene, so we all wore costumes so as not to be recognized. My name in the band was "Masta P. Drinka". I wore an alien mask, pith helmet, black skirt with old man garters, and a grey sweatshirt with a scrawled Brown Carrot logo on the front. The back had scrawled "Masta P. Drinka - Flow of the Golden Nectar Tour - 2003".

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Crystal Pendulum -----> EMB/Darkwave

Rusted Stitch -----> *GASP* Emo?! Or could it turn out to be Metal?? (( please be metal, please be metal ))

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Rusted Stitch would be Metal. As would Rustedstitch. In order for it to be Emo, it would have to be three or more words. Such as...

Rusted Stitch Soul

Stich Rusted Shut

Myheartbleedsrustedstitches

etc...

:grin

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Rusted Stitch would be Metal. As would Rustedstitch. In order for it to be Emo, it would have to be three or more words. Such as...

Rusted Stitch Soul

Stich Rusted Shut

Myheartbleedsrustedstitches

etc...

:grin

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Hehehe, good point. ;P

OOH!! I got a good Emo one.... "Bled Blue Tears" (( or something ))

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Hehehe, good point.  ;P

OOH!!  I got a good Emo one.... "Bled Blue Tears" (( or something ))

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LOL

Sounds kinda like the slogan for the St. Louis Bues (Hockey, for the uninitiated):

"Do You Bleed Blue?"

Emo names -

Misled Into Annihilation

Cry To Momma

Violent White Burning (I have no idea why. Just sounds Emo to me...)

I at one time had full intentions of starting a "Lounge" band and calling it:

Me and The Magideads

The whole idea was to take the most foul, offensive and insane Death Metal songs and turn them into pure lounge. It would have been hilarious. Never panned out tho...

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I at one time had full intentions of starting a "Lounge" band and calling it:

Me and The Magideads

The whole idea was to take the most foul, offensive and insane Death Metal songs and turn them into pure lounge. It would have been hilarious. Never panned out tho...

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That almost sounds like a chore. oO Lotsa hard work would go into that..... hehe

Emo names.....

One More Fit (( as in emotional fit ))

Endless Bitter Longing

Leather Bound Diary

Faded Red Ink

yadda yadda........ e.e :blink

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Some new ones from this weekend (yes, it was that tragic):

1. Son of Pat Benatar

2. Human Shield

3. Strawberry Jesus

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Mussolini Napalm

A death metal band whose lyrics are about or are quotes from Napolean Dynamite

<heavy guitar riff> "...A FREAKING 12 GAUGE..." DA DUN DA DUNNN "...WHATDYA THINK..."

:jamin

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hehehe i got this idea from greg and dean...

Schfonce Nozel

<greg is this spelling right??>

~ a german boy band ~

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Exploding Toads

(swamp rock)

Big Angry Frog

(Weezer-type annoying alt rock). Inspired by a first grade student of mine... she was coloring a picture of some frogs and started telling me a story about it, part of which went "this one is a big angry frog". When I asked her why the frogs were angry she said, "So they can eat people". Kids are so cool.

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The Daleks

accapella robot pop, all of their songs contain only one lyric: EXTERMINATE!!!!

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Degenerate Libido

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"The Fem Bots"

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The Daleks

accapella robot pop, all of their songs contain only one lyric: EXTERMINATE!!!!

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you know, I thought that at least Phee would get the above reference.

apparently I'm alone in thinking it was funny. :tear

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Dr. Who anyone? You called me out.

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Dr. Who anyone?  You called me out.

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thank you.

ok you may carry on with your thread.

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i know Doctor Who. He's one of my fav's. I think I've heard of a The Daleks before though. Also, there is an electronic group called The TimeLords...nice one though.

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I'm going to shorten what i put earlier...

Either:

the Degenerates

-or...

the Libidos.

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The Daleks

accapella robot pop, all of their songs contain only one lyric: EXTERMINATE!!!!

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Wow is that funny...

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Years ago, some friends and I were talking about starting a band called "My Butt" just for the humor value of news clips.

Kurt Loader: "The biggest thing to come out of Michigan, My Butt, released 'Load' earlier this week. My Butt's 'Load' is quickly rising to the top of the charts".

Kurt Loader: "'Flatulence', the latest release from My Butt just hit platinum"

etc, etc....ad nauseum.

Sometimes its too easy...

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:devil Clem and The Peasenovs.

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i always thought hyman would be a good name for a punk band i wanted to start a band just to call it the mistakes but i guess that names already taken

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the Head Firsts

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the Suffer-Bots

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The Laughing Hernias

speed-punk

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