jynxxxedangel Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Well, all I can say is WHAT A WEEKEND!!! Godfallen Promos is the official storyteller for the entire weekend, so I'll leave it to him to begin relating all the notable events and happenings.. EDIT: I have taken the photos link down, as I am a very private person. A week was long enough for the world to see. If anyone would like copies of the photos, send me a PM..
Destroit Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP NIGGAH!
Msterbeau Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Best Photo: Angel licking Cher's ear. There's another female I don't recognize. I now know what Godfallen looks like...
Timata Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Best Photo: Angel licking Cher's ear. There's another female I don't recognize. I now know what Godfallen looks like... The red head is my girlfriend, Kalina. The fat guy, that wasn't Constantin or Godfallen was me. Overall it was a lot of fun. Except the bugs I hate bugs.
jynxxxedangel Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 Hey Godfallen-- "Dude, look at all these mosquitoes in the tent.. "Where are my clothes? "Dude, I know we didn't fuck last night.. ..And why is there a stick of butter sitting outside the tent, next to my shoes???" :rofl: :rofl: BTW, you should see Constantin's feet, he has about 40 mosquito bites on each one! I only have four bug bites-- one on my face, one on my right boob, one next to my cat, and one on my arm!
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 prepare for the ultimate event of ...ultimateness..... MANFAST!!! Featuring Manfast menu: Pork'n sausage the infamous "Charlie Murphy" Burger the all expensive and prophetic "Destiny Burger" "when doves cry" chicken Sandwiches!!! Constantine gulping down two of the largest slabs of meat you will ever see....the SODOMY STEAKS!!!!!!! "Rick James, Bitch" dogs...AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!! Discover what raccoons were really put on this earth for....MARSHMALLOWS!!!!! Fight to the death in the MAN-A-DOME!!!!!!! Watch Raven roast his nuts over an open flame!!!! see what Camoflauge for Nudist's looks like!!!!!! and most importantly of all.....say "MANFAST" at least 1,000 times!!!!!!
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Best Photo: Angel licking Cher's ear. There's another female I don't recognize. I now know what Godfallen looks like... the chick with the black hair???....that would be my business partner, Brandee.
jynxxxedangel Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 What about the Manfast Log???? I have pics of you guys trying to bust that thing, but for some reason they wouldn't load on my hosting site.. :(
Destroit Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 prepare for the ultimate event of ...ultimateness..... MANFAST!!! Featuring Manfast menu: Pork'n sausage the infamous "Charlie Murphy" Burger the all expensive and prophetic "Destiny Burger" "when doves cry" chicken Sandwiches!!! Constantine gulping down two of the largest slabs of meat you will ever see....the SODOMY STEAKS!!!!!!! "Rick James, Bitch" dogs...AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!! Discover what raccoons were really put on this earth for....MARSHMALLOWS!!!!! Fight to the death in the MAN-A-DOME!!!!!!! Watch Raven roast his nuts over an open flame!!!! see what Camoflauge for Nudist's looks like!!!!!! and most importantly of all.....say "MANFAST" at least 1,000 times!!!!!! DUDE...I am ashamed of you. How could you FORGET the Ashy Larry french fries which come braided with globs of mayonaise at the tip of each one? Tsk tsk...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 Let us not forget the hot dog bun-eating raccoon.. TOO funny! He was busted with his head in the bag. The sad thing is, we actually ate the remaining buns afterwards, so if someone turns up with rabies, I won't be surprised!!!!
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 DUDE...I am ashamed of you. How could you FORGET the Ashy Larry french fries which come braided with globs of mayonaise at the tip of each one? Tsk tsk... ashamed??/....I just made He-Man the un-offical mascot of MANFAST.....lol....I think that tops fries...lol
Destroit Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 ashamed??/....I just made He-Man the un-offical mascot of MANFAST.....lol....I think that tops fries...lol I thought Chuck Norris was the unofficial mascot of MANFAST because of the fact that he's the only person that could have broken that log.
jynxxxedangel Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 Note to self: Bring machete or hack-saw next time.. *D'oh!*
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 He-Man tops Chuck....because only He-Man can officiate the MANFIGHTS in the MAN-A-DOME!!!!
Destroit Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 So...where are we going to get 100 or so male mannequins for next year's MANFAST? We NEED MANDOME next year or our sausage will be eaten in vain...
Timata Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Right here Or here Or maybe here All i could find at the moment. Now all we have to do is raise some money.
jynxxxedangel Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 All Manfasters deserve trophies for the weekend, for sure. Anyone who missed this event doesn't get a share of the "hardcore" points!!! Veni, Vidi, Vici.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Damn, what the hell did I miss? ...thought it was kinda obvious.....MANFAST!!!!!!!
Draco1958 Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Sorry I wasn't able to make it. Between the car door catching fire and not having time to replace it and running out of cash, I was not able to attend as I had wanted to. Sorry I let everyone down after saying I would go. Especially after promising to bring extra gear and such.
Destroit Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 FYI I am in the process of putting up the pictures/video from this amazing testosterone-infused camping journey. Please be patient. K thnx.
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Sorry I wasn't able to make it. Between the car door catching fire and not having time to replace it and running out of cash, I was not able to attend as I had wanted to. Sorry I let everyone down after saying I would go. Especially after promising to bring extra gear and such. you should have brought your flaming car door....maybe it could have helped out hetrosexual charcoal come out of the closet
jynxxxedangel Posted July 17, 2008 Author Posted July 17, 2008 We definitely had a total lack of flamage! Especially after Raven used up all the lighter fluid on his White Man's Fire! Next time, I promise I will buy fucking KINGSFORD!!
Guest GodfallenPromos Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 we were NOT lacking flammage...Constantine provided as much flaming as would could have needed....alas...nto even he was flaming enough to start that sorry ass charcoal you bought!!!
Timata Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 We definitely had a total lack of flamage! Especially after Raven used up all the lighter fluid on his White Man's Fire! Next time, I promise I will buy fucking KINGSFORD!! Yes, raven used up all the lighter fluid. But, only he can say he had a fire going during the downpour Saturday.
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