Manfast

[Timata]

Define.

[jynxxxedangel]

Dude..

Only those who were Manfasting would know what Manfast is..

Edited July 14, 2008 by Chernobyl

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

the definition of manfest is easy.....

now..jsut remove the battlecat...and add the Charlie Murphy Burger and nudist camo.....your covered

[Timata]

Nudist camo . . .

I almost forgot about that.

*goes off to burn said camo*

[Destroit]

Isn't it about not dropping the Bob Barker soap in Beef Stake Penitentiary? I can't remember...Constantin would know maybe. Edited July 14, 2008 by Chernobyl

[jynxxxedangel]

I've never eaten so much red meat in my entire LIFE..

I'm going to be eating fish and carbs for the next week, I think..

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Thats right ladies....come on down to manfast.....eat a lot of meat and pork some sausage!!!!!

Edited July 14, 2008 by GodfallenPromos

[Destroit]

CHAAAAALIE MURPHAY! Only fiddy cent and he grills it up HIMSELF!

This is a true testimonial from a customer:

Dis biiiitch was so impressed she got down on her KNEES and worshipped the Charlie Murphy burger. And you know this shit's true 'cause ain't nobody able to make that shit up.

Also on the menu is our Destiny Burger, which is only $99 and comes with a free palm readin'!

[jynxxxedangel]

How many times did we actually rescue that hamburger out of the fire?

[Timata]

Twice I think, It was also used as a firepoker, and a source of entertainment for a good day or two.

Now, someone with a camera, post the sodomy steaks.

[jynxxxedangel]

I didn't get any pics of the steaks, sadly..I DO have one of poor Constantin trying to EAT a bite of one, while everyone was teasing him.

Surprised he didn't choke!

Did you get any of the steaks, Cher??

[Miranda]

Manfast: A man I don't want in bed making love to me.

[jynxxxedangel]

Manfast: A man I don't want in bed making love to me.

*giggles*

I sorta like the quick ones..it doesn't take me long to get where I want to be. Then, I either want to get up and eat, or sleep!

I'm a ten-pump chump!

[Miranda]

*giggles*

I sorta like the quick ones..it doesn't take me long to get where I want to be. Then, I either want to get up and eat, or sleep!

I'm a ten-pump chump!

We call em; 2 Pump Chumps or 2 Pump Charlies. Yeah, it does depend on where your orgasm is at because the last thing you want sometimes is a guy drilling like it's oil and you have been over it.

[Destroit]

So...we never REALLY defined MANFAST here people...

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

MANFAST is so amazing that it defies definition

<---took the lazy intellectuals way out....

[jynxxxedangel]

Manfast=MEAT AND FUCKING GROG weekend!!

Not to mention, hott chicks farting loudly and making picnic tables rumble..

Edited July 15, 2008 by jynxxxedangel

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Manfast=MEAT AND FUCKING GROG weekend!!

Not to mention, hott chicks farting loudly and making picnic tables rumble..

yeah...cuz that LAST one is such a GREAT promo line....

yes ppl...MANFAST = Meat, booze, and females creating table-quakes with their bi-labial fricatives....oh, will wonders never cease....

[jynxxxedangel]

:rofl:

I'm DYIN' over here..

Thank you for helping me keep SANE this evening, Godfallen..

You're really something else..and to think, we started off on the wrong foot!

Manfasting has the power to make oil and water mix!!!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Manfest = so many reasons why I should take up standup comedy

ph...and because I can...I am introducing something for Next years menu...the "Kat Williams" shake...it will have to be small...purple...and you will have to prove that your not a bitch niggah to order one

[Destroit]

Manfest = so many reasons why I should take up standup comedy

ph...and because I can...I am introducing something for Next years menu...the "Kat Williams" shake...it will have to be small...purple...and you will have to prove that your not a bitch niggah to order one

WANT!

Would it cost more for a Kat Williams shake than for a Charlie Murphy burger? Hell...I mean the Charlie Murphy burger IS only fiddy cent, but still, I'm a poor muh fugga.

[Oh_My_Goth]

A Hearty Meaty Breakfast.....

[jynxxxedangel]

A Hearty Meaty Breakfast.....

A hearty meaty breakfast, which includes alcoholic beverages, and lasts all day!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

WANT!

Would it cost more for a Kat Williams shake than for a Charlie Murphy burger? Hell...I mean the Charlie Murphy burger IS only fiddy cent, but still, I'm a poor muh fugga.

lol...I'm still not convinced your not a bitch niggah....lol...j/king

[Nevar (5)]

Can only be defined with one word.