Welcome Mr. Slippy Fist!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

silly!!!

why you gotta get all the cool peeps? and why they gotta be outa state? hmm? gawd!

Cause I'm a whore like that, that's common knowledge!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

i r teh jelous.. your a whore? and I'm not getting any.. WTF is the world coming to.....

tho me thinks that's a whole other can of worms, right there...

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Cause I'm a whore like that, that's common knowledge!

lol..yeah DBK....your a whore alright...least thats what my mom keeps telling me......

anyway...Slips...welcome to DGN....and btw...I LOVE music...and I LOVE chi-town...used to go there all the time, when I lived in LaPorte IN...alas...the carefree days...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

lol..yeah DBK....your a whore alright...least thats what my mom keeps telling me......

Hahahaha!!...Coincidentally...how she holding up since i never called her back?

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Hahahaha!!...Coincidentally...how she holding up since i never called her back?

well...she finally got rid of the scabies that you gave her....didn't think you could get that from someones toes up your bum..but hey...live and learn....

*dies laughing*

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I'm kinda glad she didn't get the scurvy...

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

Scabies are the man.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Scabies are the man.

So...you're doing ok then? Again...sorry...i didn't know...

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

I almost posted a picture of scabies. I'm glad I refrained.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I almost posted a picture of scabies. I'm glad I refrained.

I was going to say, you allready posted your picture...twice. Take it from a whore, don't be one. Gawd!!

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

you're just jealous that you aren't the elephant man.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

you're just jealous that you aren't the elephant man.

You're just jealous I have an elephant in my pants and you don't...

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

god that sounds unpleasant.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

god that sounds unpleasant.

the ladies don't complain...

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

It's because they can't speak with an elephant crushing them.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

No that's just my fattie fat body...

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

There aren't enough obese wheelchair people.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

There aren't enough obese wheelchair people.

well..how many fat friendly wheelchairs do you see?? Sounds liek a reason to start a foundation

"the Foundation for Wheelchairs and Roller Coaster Seats for Fat Folks"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

There aren't enough obese wheelchair people.

I'm the first...people just copy me!

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

haha, I just imagine fat people on roller coasters not being able to climb up for the drops.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

haha, I just imagine fat people on roller coasters not being able to climb up for the drops.

yeah...it's a bitch loving roller coasters, but being larger then most ppl (even after I loose my gut..I don't go past the 240-260 lbs mark in weight....just doesn't happen)

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Matt's the fattest of the fatties!!

[Mr. Slippy Fist]

Hey it's cool, but I subscribe to the theory that I must make fun of everything, because I go with the theory that no matter what you say, someone, somewhere, at some time will be offended and that if you can't make joke about one thing, you shouldn't be able to joke about anything.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Hey it's cool, but I subscribe to the theory that I must make fun of everything, because I go with the theory that no matter what you say, someone, somewhere, at some time will be offended and that if you can't make joke about one thing, you shouldn't be able to joke about anything.

LMFAO...don't think I was offended....I think of it this way...I gave up rollercoasters so I could play "king of the mountian" in all the skin-head infested moshpits I end up in..and LOVE...equal trade in my eyes....so...about that cheesecake....