What's your favorite punchline?

[liljrockbunny]

After awhile, one gets tired of hearing the same joke over & over. So, it's sometimes more fun to just say the punchline. If anyone doesn't know the joke, feel free to ask.

One of my favorites: So picture this...I'm naked and in a refrigerator.

[AntiHero]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

[graverobber]

half a dog

[Homicidalheathen]

...They both orbit your anus looking for clingons!

(uranus)

[pomba gira]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

LOL that was the first one that popped into my mind!

Guess I gotta settle for "The doc says yer gonna die"

or, "The Aristocrats!"

[jynxxxedangel]

Mine must have been a witch; when I stuck it in, she screamed, and flew out the window!

[taysteewonderbunny]

F*@k you, clown!

[phee]

If that had been Mandy Peterson from the 5th grade, she would have grown up too...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Pepper.

[taysteewonderbunny]

They know how many went down on the Titanic.

[phee]

And the giant hand from the sky crushed the man

[Slept with ghost]

And the bird was frozen like this.

[liljrockbunny]

Never run through the woods with your eyes closed.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

After awhile, one gets tired of hearing the same joke over & over. So, it's sometimes more fun to just say the punchline. If anyone doesn't know the joke, feel free to ask.

One of my favorites: So picture this...I'm naked and in a refrigerator.

And then the baby orphans where killed in a nasty explosion because Kwame threw a cig butt because of the faulty gas line hook up orphanage. Yet he is still mayor!

[brandywine0880]

...the doctor asked. "Are you ready for me to numb it now?" and she said "yes" and so he went numnumnumnumnum *and you have to motorboat your face like you were in a crotch*

Way funnier in person.

[Head Wreck]

and the moral is, quit while you're a head

[eleven]

Hes a little cock eyed but other then that hes ok

[StormKnight (1)]

You're leading all of two things now: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.

No matter where you go, there you are.

[phee]

And she screamed as he saw her false eye on the table

[Slept with ghost]

I'm just kidding the baby was born dead.

[phee]

"No" She said "The guy before you was sick though"

[Reaper]

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

[pomba gira]

"Honey, if you'd just looked in the deep freeze, we'd both still be alive!"

[zenaleigh]

don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining

[the eternal]

Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day