Funny sayings on shirts

[TitsMcGee]

[graverobber]

craziest bumper sticker ever, saw it .... today or the other day....

"buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your vehicle"

or something almost exactly like that.

goes with the craziest personalized license plates ever

=wait for it=

EBOLA

MALLRAT

did you make those shirts?

[TitsMcGee]

craziest bumper sticker ever, saw it .... today or the other day....

"buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your vehicle"

or something almost exactly like that.

goes with the craziest personalized license plates ever

=wait for it=

EBOLA

MALLRAT

did you make those shirts?

nope I found them online. Saved them cuz they made me laugh.

[Homicidalheathen]

OMG the pirate one!!

[TitsMcGee]

[creatureofthenyte]

I have a shirt that says :

"I can only please one person a day

Today isn't your day

Tommorow's not looking good either"

[Homicidalheathen]

I have a shirt that says :

"I can only please one person a day

Today isn't your day

Tommorow's not looking good either"

I've seen that one in this:

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/category...WT.svl=T-Shirts

[taysteewonderbunny]

I like a few of Az_' shirts (not his invention, just his purchase):

1. "Hello [picture of supercute Cthulu]" (classic)

2. "I'm a ninja--you can't see me."

3. "I'm never in denial."

One of my co-workers has a favorite:

"Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day."

But my most favoritest T-shirt was one my dad gave me from his college days. It was a cream color shirt with light blue sleeves and a film still from the first Moses/Exodus film (silent era) superimposed over the line to the "Tornado" roller coaster on Coney Island. That's a long line.

[Msterbeau]

During the last presidential campaign I saw this:

John Kerry: Bringing complete sentences back to the White House.

[TitsMcGee]

I forgot to put the stupid ones I own lol

"Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege."

"I live in my own little world, but it's okay they all know me here."

"333 I'm only half evil"

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

[Oh_My_Goth]

T-Shirt Hell>>>>>Click To See<<<<<

[Guest greyhalo]

One of the worst (and funniest) I've seen: ORGASM DONER.

[StormKnight (1)]

"A PBS mind in an MTV world"

"I haven't had my coffee yet...don't make me kill you"

"I have tried to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me all at once."

"You are here" with a picture of the galaxy.

"I haven't seen a hell of a lot of intelligence, covert, overt, or otherwise!"

*Cthulhu pictured on a pay phone with the receiver saying "sorry, that person denied the charges" Cthulhu himself thinking "Damn..." the title: Collect Call of Cthulhu

[Azeuron]

my current shirt says " dyslexics are teople poo

[jynxxxedangel]

My fave t-shirt says, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

[Msterbeau]

My T-shirts are all pretty much blank. :-/

Although I had one from my ex sister-in-law that said:

"Baroque - When you are out of Monet."

[TitsMcGee]

I just got one that says "What am I? Flypaper for freaks!"

[Draco1958]

I have one that says "Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. And another that says I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

[Reaper]

I still have one, that no longer fits me, that says, "You will bow to me"

[taysteewonderbunny]

[peelingchrome]

I used to have one that said "Sleeps well with others" but it got lost in a move.

I want one made that says "Two out of three ain't bad" on the front. The back will have an outline of the state with Flint and Detroit highlighted, with a list of the top ten cities for voilent crime underneath.

[taysteewonderbunny]

[TitsMcGee]

[peelingchrome]

OMG!!!!!!! WANT!

[Mean Salley]

I have shirts that say

"Don't cry emo kid." and

"You looked better on myspace."

I used to own one that said

"I bet I can fit your baby's head in my mouth."