How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

[TygerLili]

Tell him you're pregnant with a baby that's not his.

[tanuki1985]

Tell him he doesn't "do it" as good as daddy does.

[Enishi]

LOL these responses here are cracking me up!

[Emily Darke]

ahahaha I definately just spent a long day/night with my ex, because he's moving to california. He pulled the I Love You and I honestly contemplated using some of these. Even though he's leaving anyways.

[DarkChylde]

ahahaha I definately just spent a long day/night with my ex, because he's moving to california. He pulled the I Love You and I honestly contemplated using some of these. Even though he's leaving anyways.

If your into deceiving men then I suggest you check out this thread I started.

[TitsMcGee]

Ask him to meet your parents after like oh two weeks. Or have a panic attack in front of him, those generally make anyone run in the other direction.

[Emily Darke]

If your into deceiving men then I suggest you check out this thread I started.

Not into deceiving men.... but I'm about 99 percent sure he was just trying to get some ass. Which I of course wouldn't give him.

Ha how to lose a guy in 10 days.... tell him you have to cut the night short because you want to see how a thread you posted on dgn is coming along. For that matter, just generally be an internet nerd. Huge turn-off when someone checks their myspace every hour on the hour..... usually to no avail. Nobody added you as a friend, and nobody sent you a message lol.

lol when that day comes I'll promptly disappear and kill myself.

[Homicidalheathen]

keep making him almond cookies while commenting on how well your mounds of garden flowers are doing...

[Homicidalheathen]

...right before a big date...have that rumpled just got out of bed look...a few various sizes of condoms strewn across the floor...(fill them with a lil mayo) And exclaim as you slowly open the door....or sorry I just got up...long night last night...my mother was over...

Oh and might I add...I loved that movie. Kate is great! And Mathew not bad either...rowr!

[Simon Bar Sinister]

say "I love you" WAY too soon, and immediatly start talking about baby names, and wedding plans and all those things... and refer to his house as "home"

ftw!