How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

[Emily Darke]

Ahahahah... so I was hanging out with a girl. She's into the chick flick thing.... and decided to watch that movie while I was present.

Then I got to thinking. There are a plethora of better, more successful, and more interesting ways to rid yourself of an unwanted male.

Let's use those creative little minds and concoct some. Who knows, we may be helping someone out.

Personally.... I'd tell them I just contracted AIDS from a shared needle during my secret heroin binges.... and I don't want to spend any more of my shortened life with them.

lol I have a million more but I don't wanna hog the floor yet till I've heard others.

[Emily Darke]

"I just had my first lesbian experience last night and it was so exhilarating that I do not think I could ever go back to boys again."

That's a really good one.... except I've tried it. Guys are completely convinced you'd be into a threesome, or that they can convert you.

You'd have to throw a gay engagement ring into the deal.

[Emily Darke]

Well, it worked on me

lol you should have been a typical guy and asked if she would mind letting you join.

OK I shared enough my turn again! Ha I love having work in the morning and not being able to sleep.... it's so awesome, staying up all night and accomplishing nothing.

Tell the guy that your much loved ex just got out of jail, and the two of you are getting back together. Hint at potential homicidal tendencies in said ex.

[know_buddy_kares]

if a girl wants to be less than honorable about this and not be forward and honest.. she only needs to stop having sex with him.. any guy who hasn't had his nuts chopped off already will dump you after a short amount of time

[Emily Darke]

Very honorable and good of you to say that.... but also very dull. Be spontaneous. You've certainly gotten creative with your rudeness towards me already, I know you have it in you

So what would you say to a guy you're trying to drop?

[know_buddy_kares]

Very honorable and good of you to say that.... but also very dull. Be spontaneous. You've certainly gotten creative with your rudeness towards me already, I know you have it in you

So what would you say to a guy you're trying to drop?

what would i say to a guy? I'd say this..

"i was drunk last night, I'm not gay.. fuck off you fag"

[Emily Darke]

what would i say to a guy? I'd say this..

"i was drunk last night, I'm not gay.. fuck off you fag"

Damn good thing. I was wondering why you were posting here.

My turn again yay! I would tell him I'm.... done gathering research for a psychology project. Thanks for playing guinea pig, g'day g'bye.

[know_buddy_kares]

Damn good thing. I was wondering why you were posting here.

My turn again yay! I would tell him I'm.... done gathering research for a psychology project. Thanks for playing guinea pig, g'day g'bye.

hm... tell the guy that he just had sloppy seconds after his dad just finished jizzing in you? You'd have to put on a really good acting show though.. like set it up to make it belivable when you deliver that line..

seriously.. i'd piss myself laughing if you did that and took a pic of the look on the guy's face and posted it here after that

[GrosDarling13]

Easy!

Just tell him you want to see just him, that you want to be exclusive-

And since most men are never really ready to commit. He will run away.

LOL. Seems to work with every man, no fuck that, little boy I date.

I tell him I want to be exclusive and before I know it, he's gone.

And most of the time, I dont even want it to happen. But its good to

Find out when a mans not really a man. Lol.

Hahahahahaha!

[DarkChylde]

Or, how about atleast being honest and tell him that ya dont want to be with him no more?

[know_buddy_kares]

Or, how about atleast being honest and tell him that ya dont want to be with him no more?

this is for if they would rather be a skanky coward about it

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

say "I love you" WAY too soon, and immediatly start talking about baby names, and wedding plans and all those things... and refer to his house as "home"

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

naw, I'm just kidding... lmao... some of those things don't bother some guys... who knows... I am usually dumped, so I don't have a lot of experiencing getting rid of someone...

[DarkChylde]

For the matter of the topic.

Tell him that you have a wiping problem.

[Emily Darke]

lol I don't actually do things like this.... I'm not much for associating with men, and the three times that I have I of course had my own heart broken. I'm one of those emotional masochists that has a thing for sadistic mindfucking assholes.

But yes... for the sake of the topic. I'd tell him I want his mom.

[DarkChylde]

Lol im sure if a chick had

problem all guys would scatter at once.

[Msterbeau]

Makes some chocolate cake. Put a liner in your toilet so you can fill it with clean water. Put a little cake in. Let the guy see you eating "shit" out of the toilet. Laugh when he runs screaming out of the house.

[Guest Megalicious]

Makes some chocolate cake. Put a liner in your toilet so you can fill it with clean water. Put a little cake in. Let the guy see you eating "shit" out of the toilet. Laugh when he runs screaming out of the house.

WTF

[Homicidalheathen]

Tell him you want to take mom in when she starts getting really old...then tell him how she resembles the lady in the 'misery' movie...

[Head Wreck]

am i the only one who thinks "listen i dont think this is going to work" is the most suitable way?

[Msterbeau]

am i the only one who thinks "listen i dont think this is going to work" is the most suitable way?

Suitable - Yes.

Fun? Not so much.

[Head Wreck]

its not fun when the karma you've put into that action comes back on you

[Msterbeau]

its not fun when the karma you've put into that action comes back on you

Yes... but this thread is somewhat in jest, so I'm not worried.

[Oh_My_Goth]

You could tell him you where born a Man.....

[Riku Namako]

You could tell him you where born a Man.....

geez, does that really work anymore after you've slept with them already?