The "I'm So Scary" Thread

[Brenda Starrr]

Finish the sentence:

I'm so scary that....

In the morning, I could haunt houses and get paid for it

[phee]

... I am a moderator on the DGN

[pixiefae]

when little kids see me they have nightmares for years.

[JaneDead]

... I am a moderator on the DGN

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hehehehehe

[phee]

Muhahahaha!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

....that when Wayne got his new glasses, he asked for a divorce.

[torn asunder]

... little kids wanna be me for halloween...

[paradox]

...im outside yer bathroom window...half naked...from the waist down...

[Head Wreck]

i have a tendancy to burst in on people in the act naked aside from a pair of unlaced purple DM's and dance and mime to word up on the bed where you are

[Brenda Starrr]

lmao

[soothsayer]

I make Charles Manson look like a boy scout.

[Soulrev]

I'm so scary I couldn't get a date with a hooker in Amsterdam!

[ManicQueen]

[Brenda Starrr]

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

...that when men look at me, their penises shrink in fear..

[soothsayer]

:blink

That's scary.

[Sybil]

...trully scary things dont scare me... :sleeping

[phee]

....Satan worships me

[Scary Guy]

... my name is Scary Guy ?

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[FarrIL]

... my name is Scary Guy ?

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HAHAHAH!!

I'm so scary that when people wake me up before I'm supposed to, I struggle to find enough places to hide the bodies.

.....or something....... oO

[LadyWindstone]

I'm so scarey, kids cry and adults cry out "My God, What is that thing?!?!"

[Vater Araignee]

<------- The gods made me glow in the dark so you could see me coming

[CirceDragonus]

...if scary held up a mirror to me, I'd break it.