Things That Could Only Happen To You

[Miranda]

Tell any experiences you feel could only happen to you, in your life.

I started a profile a few months ago at a specific website. Unfortunately, I hadn't checked it for over a month. I went to my profile and realized it has my gender as male. Note to self: Must stay on top of things.. The profile will not allow me to change my sex.

[jynxxxedangel]

Some people have one of those days..I have one of those LIVES.

I'm the pin-up girl for Murphy's Law. It's a good thing I have a natural grace in dealing with diversions, or I'd be feckin' LOONEY-- just for all the wack-azz shit that happens to me within each 24 hours that passes.

[TitsMcGee]

Back home I got pulled over for running a yellow light, which last time I checked really wasn't against the law.