Blonde Joke

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Ok this is not really a joke this really happened to me

My friend Suzy (blonder than Paris Hilton) my friend Robin and myself where talking about my birthday coming up. Suzy looks at me and asked me when your birthday is? I said 9/11. She stops looks blankly for a min and says what else falls on that day? I look at her shocked and blurt air planes.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

*sigh*

Do you know what is Black, Blue, Red, Brown and can be found crying in a corner?

A brunette that told one too many blond jokes.

[StormKnight (1)]

Got this from a sister of mine, who is bleached blonde to the point of hair breakage:

What do a bleached blonde and a fighter jet have in common?

A: Black box

*ducks to the nearest bomb shelter*

The fact it came from a sister is very disturbing

[Guest greyhalo]

There are some natural blondes here who might not find blonde jokes amusing. Sorry, but I'm a blonde and also an educated woman with a Master's degree who deserves some respect.

[Head Wreck]

i'm blonde.

it entitles me to two blonde moments a d ay.

a kind of get out of jail free card.

welcome to the human race. you havequal rights in all things, including a pisstake once in a while

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

i'm blonde.

it entitles me to two blonde moments a d ay.

a kind of get out of jail free card.

welcome to the human race. you havequal rights in all things, including a pisstake once in a while

Yeah this chick used both of them it took her 5 mins to think about it! I mean 9/11 pretty big event that happened in her life since she only a year younger than me I was just amazed at that she had no idea what i was talking about

[Guest greyhalo]

Yeah this chick used both of them it took her 5 mins to think about it! I mean 9/11 pretty big event that happened in her life since she only a year younger than me I was just amazed at that she had no idea what i was talking about

OK, but what does that have to do with her hair color?

I hear ignorant remarks from people all the time, and I never associate their nescience with their coloring or body image among other things. I'm just saying...

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

There are some natural blondes here who might not find blonde jokes amusing. Sorry, but I'm a blonde and also an educated woman with a Master's degree who deserves some respect.

Hence the beaten and bloody brunette crying in the corner.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Okay, how's about some Polish humor?

You've seen geese fly in formation. You know how there is always one side much longer than the other? Know why?

There's more geese on that side.

[phee]

Blonde Joke:

[freydis]

Blonde Joke:

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

OK, but what does that have to do with her hair color?

I hear ignorant remarks from people all the time, and I never associate their nescience with their coloring or body image among other things. I'm just saying...

Sorry I did not mean to offend you just stereo typical Jokes In general. how about that?

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Blonde Joke:

Yeah Since its so a lie If she ate more whoppers She would Not have the Disease knowin as noassatall

[Guest greyhalo]

Sorry I did not mean to offend you just stereo typical Jokes In general. how about that?

That's cool. I understand and didn't think you meant anything by it. But, I guess I feel like I have to try to give blondes a good name...

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

That's cool. I understand and didn't think you meant anything by it. But, I guess I feel like I have to try to give blondes a good name...

Yeah just kill the dumb ones LOL

[honeymustard02]

This topic is proof that even in this day and age people can't take jokes.

I laughed at all of them. I was born bleach blond and I am now a brunette so

JUST LAUGH PEOPLE!!!!! Please untie the panty knot and just laugh and relax

[Guest greyhalo]

This topic is proof that even in this day and age people can't take jokes.

I laughed at all of them. I was born bleach blond and I am now a brunette so

JUST LAUGH PEOPLE!!!!! Please untie the panty knot and just laugh and relax

I've dealt with blonde jokes my entire life. Some people really do believe that all blondes are stupid. I think people should think before posting a thread about any stereotypical jokes. They can be funny at times, yes. But, when someone you don't personally know posts them on a message board for hundreds of people to read, they're not so funny.

[brandywine0880]

This may have already been said. But whateva.

How do you get three blondes to fit on a stool?

Turn it upside down.

[Head Wreck]

i use peoples assumption i'm stupid to an advantage. they get sloppy and leave themselves open around me