You know your in the ghetto when...

[Homicidalheathen]

You know your in the ghetto when...you see a 'two fer' special on...houses! I shit you not. A guy down the street is trying to sell his made over garage as a second home and posted this sign that says 'two fer special on houses!' Two for one deal, like Mr Alans shoes or some shit.

You know your in the ghetto when...you see hookers walkin down YOUR STREET and its residential.

The cops chase them off Gratiot so now they come down here...wtf? This is NOT a good idea...at least on Gratiot there are no homes with kids in them....

*cries*

You know your in the ghetto when...your neighbor across the street has decided to let the gang hang out at her house so you never get any sleep...

You know your in the ghetto when...you see RATS running around her yard like pets...and yes I reported her and SHE IS MOVING!!!!

I so happy. One down....

[Restless Oblivion]

Hmmm

You know you're in the ghetto when there are two shootings in your local pub within a month,

.......................................... when there is a drive-by in your street,

.......................................... when the police seem to be making frequent visits to your house to ask if you 'have heard or seen anything the night before'

.......................................... when they find a dismembered body in the canal around the corner from your street (whose head incidentaly they still haven't found).

Yep I think I live in the ghetto!

[phee]

...When you see babies eating alone.

...Prostitutes who work on financing

[Hellion]

When you see spinners on a shopping cartWhen your siding gets stolen

[Homicidalheathen]

I thought that was BS till I was S of 8 and saw siding ripped right off of houses people live in and sold for scrap...

So now you may see me sitting out at night on the front lawn with a shotgun guarding my damn siding. Cause its SPREADING...