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I hate it when the sock stealing elves that pilfer & break up my happy pairs of socks also steal my beer & forget to flush the toilet too. Dirty lil fuckers.

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I hate it when I am the only one....wait no I like that never mind... no wait I hate it...

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I hate that I might have to wait till Friday to get my butterflies colored in.

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I hate it when I am the only one....wait no I like that never mind... no wait I hate it...

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I HATE THE DEMOPUBLICANS!!!

I HATE THE REPUBLICRATS!!!

I hate tree humping green geeks.

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i hate when people get mad at you for doing something that they themselves do as well. or worse. i guess that would be hating hypocrites.

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I hate hypocrisy too.

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I hate when people are closed-minded and judgemental.

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I hate it when I stand up too fast and fall over. Yea, I hate that.

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Ok, I have to share this. Years ago when I wore my hair military short, I'm talking crew cut. I went to a local store to get a money order. Now keep in mind, I had short hair and more than a 5 o'clock shadow going on. This old woman in front of me knocked her purse into me and turned around and said ~ "oops, I'm sorry ma'am" and I thought, wft? How could anyone get me confused as a woman?

So I thought, you stupid old hag and smiled at her and let it go. A few minutes later when it was my turn to ask the teller that I wanted a money order the guy behind the counter said ~ "How can I help you ma'am?" and I just thought, wtf? Are these people that blind or am I missing something here? I am dressed like a guy, I have short hair and a beard growing in. Yea ~ I hate that when people mistake me for a woman. :doh

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LOL Go GI Jane.

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Yea funny thing, I didn't see any humor in it at the time. Now I think it's hilarious.

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You must be pretty.

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I dunno about that but that was one crazy day.

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Hey Sooth, are you a MMansonite?

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Hey Sooth, are you a MMansonite?

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A MMansonite? :blink Are you asking about how I dress?? Please give more details.

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MMansonites have a tendency to be endogenous (not all but most) 'tis all I'm saying.

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Oh ~ :laughing

I'm not even in the neighborhood of endogenous. Not now and not then. I just dress in black pants, sometimes jeans and regular guy shirts. No make up or anything of that nature. Back then I wore my hair really short and most of the time I needed a shave as I went through a somewhat lazy shaving facial hair period. So, um nope and I still can't figure out why they said what they said. If you ever meet me in person you'd know why I was puzzled. :grin

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Uh, endogenous or androgenous? ;-)

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Andigionous?

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Something or another. :laughing

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Erogenous??

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mm, my favorite.

I hate it when I open a two liter of cream soda only to find out that someone else didn't close it properly, and my glass contains flat cream soda. Blech. Especially when that someone else was probably me, and I just don't remember it.

I hate it when someone walks in on yme while my hand is in my pants and I'm looking at porn and they just stand there, instead of closing the door and leaving me alone or coming over to help me out.

I hate missing people that I see every day.

I hate it when someone I know has unprotected sex every day, and is suddenly surprised and devastated when she turns up pregnant.

I hate that I have urges and plans toward a greater future for myself, and I'm too stuck in my ways to be able to push myself toward them.

I hate that I'm afraid of things that don't make sense.

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I hate it when someone walks in on me while my hand is in my pants and I'm looking at porn and they just stand there, instead of closing the door and leaving me alone or coming over to help me out. 

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What a thing to confess. :whistling

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I hate it when you sneeze 15 times in a row, and then get a headache.

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