Strange Reasons To Want A House

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Oddly I've been obsessing over my inability to have a party with my current living situation. Odd to think "i need to buy a house, fix it up, furnish it, get my life all sorted out... so i can have a party."

- Deep Thoughts By Troy Handy

(Obviously not the Only use of a house, but just one I've been thinking about lately.)

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

I'll buy you a house plant if you get a house

[Msterbeau]

I'll get you a housewarming gift. And take the before and after photos.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

I'll get you a housewarming gift. And take the before and after photos.

huh? what Are you gonna get him?

[Msterbeau]

huh? what Are you gonna get him?

Booze. And a Lazy-Boy recliner.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

LoL a drunk midget to bang would be a hell of allot cooler

[Msterbeau]

LoL a drunk midget to bang would be a hell of allot cooler

MissKitty can snag one of those, then...

[Rev.Reverence]

Oddly I've been obsessing over my inability to have a party with my current living situation. Odd to think "i need to buy a house, fix it up, furnish it, get my life all sorted out... so i can have a party."

- Deep Thoughts By Troy Handy

(Obviously not the Only use of a house, but just one I've been thinking about lately.)

I understand it though Troy... you see, there comes a time in a man's life when he needs to have a bash that a rental pad just can not contain/sustain...

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

MissKitty can snag one of those, then...

Sweet so far we need a bunch Booze, a Lazy-Boy recliner, a willing midget, oh and a House

[eleven]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT i wanna go

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT i wanna go

OK but i get to bang the midget girl 1st life long goal LOL u can get in on it to though lol also a life long goal

[eleven]

OK but i get to bang the midget girl 1st life long goal LOL u can get in on it to though lol also a life long goal

damn a midget girl...i have one of those and she is lez...i should bring her to city some day...she is scared to go :/

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

oh i could make out with her atleast I'd love it

[Msterbeau]

damn a midget girl...i have one of those and she is lez...i should bring her to city some day...she is scared to go :/

I provide protection services for certain DGNers. I can keep her safe...

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

I provide protection services for certain DGNers. I can keep her safe...

Well can I still make out with her

[Msterbeau]

Well can I still make out with her

Do you have a Midget Make-out license?

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Will a permit be good enough?

[eleven]

she is scared that no one will pay attention to her but i tell her otherwise i mean we all know how city is :D

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Tell her I will and I'll dance with her and make out with her If i am lucky enough

[Msterbeau]

she is scared that no one will pay attention to her but i tell her otherwise i mean we all know how city is :D

Haha... She'll be a star....

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

yesh everyone will wanna talk to her

[Msterbeau]

yesh everyone will wanna talk to her

They will want to more then talk...

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

we are so

[Msterbeau]

we are so

Not my fault.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Its all the midgets fault!