chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

zombie survival test

You have a 57% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

[Destroit]

Mine says I have a 73% chance.

[Rev.Reverence]

You have a 70% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over

[Destroit]

You have a 70% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over

HA! I would survive three percent longer than you, and you're a guy...which is bullshit because on that quiz they're sexist and actually give you like 20 extra points if you check "male" instead of "female".

EPIC WIN!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

You have a 53% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

crock of shit, i tell ya!

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

HA! I would survive three percent longer than you, and you're a guy...which is bullshit because on that quiz they're sexist and actually give you like 20 extra points if you check "male" instead of "female".

EPIC WIN!

So really your like a 93% Right

[Destroit]

So really your like a 93% Right

Well of course, I even put it on my resume. Where it says "skills" I simply put: "Dance Master / The person you would want with you in case of a zombie attack" and it always gets me the job. Employers may want to know these things...just in case and all.

And in case anyone wants to know, shitty weapons to have: shotguns and pistols, shotguns being ultra shitty. Get a weapon that doesn't waste a lot of bullets, yet isn't hard to load during a swarm, and is semi-automatic.

The best place to take cover in is a school, either a junior high or high school, high school being the best option. Stay away from Universities and College campuses at all costs and if you're forced into an Elementary school, don't plan on staying too long.

The worst places to go would be a supermarket or military base, possibly also a cop shop depending on the emergency procedure of the cops. Just stick to a high school and you'll be fine for a minute.

Best melee, imo, is a baseball bat. Won't get stuck in skulls like an axe, more versatile and comfortable to handle, and is weighted out more evenly so you wouldn't get as exhausted swinging it around as you would with an axe.

[Rev.Reverence]

HA! I would survive three percent longer than you, and you're a guy...which is bullshit because on that quiz they're sexist and actually give you like 20 extra points if you check "male" instead of "female".

EPIC WIN!

PWN...I did not check male...

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

PWN...I did not check male...

Well either was she did better unless you checked other and you got -20 points

[Homicidalheathen]

ah, suck!

You have a 62% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

[Rev.Reverence]

Well either was she did better unless you checked other and you got -20 points

(I did check male... I was just being funny)(dork)

[eleven]

i have a 76% chance

[bean]

You have a 72% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over

[Guest Megalicious]

You have a 85% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

[Msterbeau]

I'm pretty much toast. 47%

[Rev.Reverence]

You have a 85% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

^{(if you save me...you know...like it sais)}

[Guest Megalicious]

^{(if you save me...you know...like it sais)}

ITs that zombie ass kicking, power yoga!!!

[Rev.Reverence]

ITs that zombie ass kicking, power yoga!!!

Yoga ROCKS!

[Nevar (5)]

You have a 86% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.