Jokes

[MissKitty]

Post jokes!

I have no idea if this is already around.....

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

[MissKitty]

How do you piss off a female archeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from

[Msterbeau]

How do you piss off a female archeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from

[MissKitty]

Oh, like that one did ya?

[TheGimp]

a man gose to vegas to becuase he hears the worlds bet hooker resides there after finding the hooker he asks "how much for a blowjob" $500 replies the hooker shocked the man asks why so much well you see that fully loaded jaguar out front she says yes replys the man i paid it off cold hard cash cuz i suck the best dick around alright says the man gets head pays the money and leaves with the best blowjob he ever had he comes back and asks how much for anal sex she says 1500 she replies are you fucking seriouse he says why so much well you see this fully furnished penthouse were in yes he says i payed it off cold hard cash cuz i got the best ass around he agress and has some of the best sex he ever had he returns one last time and asks for some pussy she said well sir you see that shopping mall across the street yea yea he replies you paid it off cold hard cash cuz u have the best pussy around jus tell me how much oh now i dont own the shopping mall she said but i would if i had a pussy

[TheGimp]

so these two hillbillies are fucking and the sister busts out laughing and said you fuck just like daddy the brother busts out laughing as well i know mom just said the same thing

[TheGimp]

How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

You kick his sister in the jaw

[TheGimp]

How dose a hillbilly mother know when her daughters on her period?

Her sons dick taste funny

[TheGimp]

how dose a hillbilly fix his dishwasher?

he smacks her in the face and tells her to get back in the kitchen

[TheGimp]

what do you tell a hillbilly wife with two black eyes?

nothing her husband already told her twice

[TheGimp]

knock knock

who's there

sherwood

sherwood who

sherwood love it if you jacked me off