completely random movie quotes

[Azeuron]

There is no Dana only zuul.....

[DJ Nocker]

There is no Dana only zuul.....

Ghostbusters.

Ah Oh, Your getting that "I wanna beat the fat little man" look in your eye.

[Azeuron]

Ghostbusters.

Ah Oh, Your getting that "I wanna beat the fat little man" look in your eye.

spawn (clown...one of john leguizamo's best roles btw eventhough the movie wasn't that good)

no no it screws this way when you're driving north and it screws that way when you're driving south...

on a side note this really wasn't meant as a game i was just bored but that works too

[predaking]

"Watch your futures end"

"GREAT SCOTT!"

[torn asunder]

"you keep using that word - i donot think it means what you think it means!?"

[Deadyeti]

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

(if you dont know that one, you deserved to be donkey punched)

Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a big witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors, I'll learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those male bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.

(sorry that one was long, but guess what movie it was from...)

Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.

(i like that movie)

[pheramoans]

^{"My teen angst bullshit has a body count"}

[Msterbeau]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines."

"Johnny, have you ever been in a men's locker room?"

[vampvonramm]

"We can't stop here....this is bat country!!!"

[Constantin]

these are from the same movie

1st- Don't eat that. Eating that can cause very large breasts. Oh my God, I'm too late!

(this one speaks for my insanity)

2nd- The weirdest thing just happened to me.

Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

No...

Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

[Constantin]

this one is for cher - I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!

[vampvonramm]

these are from the same movie

1st- Don't eat that. Eating that can cause very large breasts. Oh my God, I'm too late!

(this one speaks for my insanity)

2nd- The weirdest thing just happened to me.

Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

No...

Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

what movie iis that from

[Constantin]

what movie iis that from

one of val kilmers greatest films called real genius

[StormKnight (1)]

"For example, I put this under "H" for "Toy."

"What is it?"

"A penis stretcher. You want to try it?"

"NO!!!"

OR:

"You just listen to old Pork Chop Express and take his advise on a dark and stormy night, all right. When some wild-eyed, eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall, and looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if you paid your dues. Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that. 'Have you paid your dues, Jack?' 'Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'"

[Constantin]

big trouble in little china no bad

try this one

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"Whoever you're gonna shoot, you might as well marry 'em. 'Cause you're gonna be tied to them for life. The rest of their life or the rest of yours."

[creatureofthenyte]

Low there do I see my father...

Low there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers...

They do call to me...

They bid me take my place among them...

In the halls of Valhala...

Where the brave may live...Forever.

[StormKnight (1)]

The 13th Warrior

"Fuck me."

"How many times to I have to tell you. I don't...want to."

*bang*

Hint...never wanted to be a smoking gun before in my life until this scene

Edited for answer: Sergeant and Jet Girl (Naomi Watts), Tank Girl

[creatureofthenyte]

It was a headless horseman!

Yes, yes of course.

NO! No you don't understand! It was a horseman; a Dead one! and it was... Headless!!

Yes we told you, we All told you.

The legend is true! its all true!

[predaking]

"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"

"Then we will fight in the shade"

"THIS IS SPARTA!"

"I know kung fu!"

[Constantin]

we could take this inside and fight like women

[Rev.Reverence]

"In the name of the People and the Senate.....OF ROME!!!"

[StormKnight (1)]

"Are you willing to pay the price?"

"I pay it gladly."

*bang*

[Mouf Breathah]

"Hold on tight, spider monkey."

[kittylectro]

"hold these gah'damn chickens!"