completely random movie quotes

[brandywine0880]

I think this is bee-yoo-tee-full!!!

"Loretta, I love you. Not, not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything! It breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect, stars are perfect. Not us! Not US! We are here to ruin ourselves and...and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and...and DIE...I mean, I mean the storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and...and GET in my bed. Come on, come on, come on"

[Slogo]

I said do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?

No

No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"If you didn't have a pussy, there'd be a bounty on your head."

[phee]

"Shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuckstart her head"

[predaking]

"Im gonna kill you all types a dead!"

[Head Wreck]

I kick ass, FOR THE LORD!

[phee]

Yeah... well you're about to be in... DEAD PLACE

[TomCat]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a 1/2 pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

[phee]

The chain in these handcuffs is high tinsel steel, it'll take you 10 minutes to hack through it with this, now, if you're lucky you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.

[TomCat]

Give me some sugar, baby!

[phee]

I am sorry I killed you fidgit

[DarkVampire]

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you.

Are those... live rounds?

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

[phee]

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people

[TomCat]

You ain't in charge of but two things. Jack and shit. And jack just left town!

[TomCat]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

[TomCat]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

[Mean Salley]

"Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and even certain death?"

[TomCat]

There are some men, you cannot reach...

What we have here, is failure to communicate.

[Mean Salley]

"If you are looking for sympathy, you will find it in the dictionary between "shit" and syphillis."

[TomCat]

SHE BITCH: I'll swallow your soulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

ASH: Come get some!

[phee]

He's so damn ugly he makes my gums ache

[TomCat]

Sheila: You found me beautiful once.

Ash: Yeah, well you got real ugly.

[phee]

I am sorry, doctor... do you doctor, doctor?

[TomCat]

Did you feel them? Were they built for comfort or were they built for speed? Did you motor boat them? You did, didn't you, you motorboatin' sonofabitch!

[Mean Salley]

"You've waited your whole life for Sir Ector to shite himself to death?"