Stupid Cupid

[pheramoans]

^{Inspired by 'Prick and the girls from City Club'}

+ the flip thread for TheGimp [and because I was nominated by Rev],

I bring you...

Stupid Cupid, the matchmaking thread.

Know someone who would be good for someone else?

Looking for a significant other/fuck buddy/other kind of companionship?

Let everyone know here.

LETS KEEP THE NEGATIVITY OUT OF THIS THREAD.

IF IT'S NOT FOR YOU, DON'T POST.

Edited November 14, 2008 by pheramoans

[Msterbeau]

Nice image. :rofl.

OK.. I have a very good friend who's in need of an introduction or two. He's pretty damn shy initially but once the ice is broken, not too bad. In fact some days he's hard to shut up. He's very intelligent, knowledgeable on many subjects and has a decent sense of humor. The main thing is he has very little experience with women... if you know what I mean. If anyone would like to help him out, PM me.

[zenaleigh]

yes, I need loves(not the diaper kind either) please find me my soulmate Pheramoans

[prick]

yes, I need loves(not the diaper kind either) please find me my soulmate Pheramoans

Your in trouble

[zenaleigh]

Your in trouble

oops! forgot about my Master...I hereby revoke my previous statement in the fear for my ass beating

sorry Daddy

[prick]

oops! forgot about my Master...I hereby revoke my previous statement in the fear for my ass beating

sorry Daddy

Yes gentlemen she is my property so hands off. Might share her with a lucky lady though. See this thread works, we found happiness.

[Msterbeau]

Property shmoperty.

[Msterbeau]

Nice image. :rofl.

OK.. I have a very good friend who's in need of an introduction or two. He's pretty damn shy initially but once the ice is broken, not too bad. In fact some days he's hard to shut up. He's very intelligent, knowledgeable on many subjects and has a decent sense of humor. The main thing is he has very little experience with women... if you know what I mean. If anyone would like to help him out, PM me.

Now that I think about it, Eevee might make an interesting match for him. Yoohoo!! Eevee!!!

[Michiko_Dreads]

I am not looking for love but for some understanding.

[zenaleigh]

Property shmoperty.

LOL.... ohhhhh really????

[Eevee]

Now that I think about it, Eevee might make an interesting match for him. Yoohoo!! Eevee!!!

Ehh? What?

[Msterbeau]

Ehh? What?

Want to manhandle a 26 year old a bit?

[Msterbeau]

LOL.... ohhhhh really????

Do I look like the joking type?

*serious face*

[Eevee]

Want to manhandle a 26 year old a bit?

ROFL!

You do know that I've never even technically touched a penis before, don't you?

[TheGimp]

lol well phermoans lets see how the thread gose

[Msterbeau]

ROFL!

You do know that I've never even technically touched a penis before, don't you?

Is there a non-technical way to touch one?

[prick]

Is there a non-technical way to touch one?

If there is, I need it demonstrated.

[TheGimp]

lmao i think what poor evee is sayin is she might have had her hand acidently brush agianst a penis during a dance or making out

[Eevee]

lmao i think what poor evee is sayin is she might have had her hand acidently brush agianst a penis during a dance or making out

Exactly! lol

[n0Mad]

As long as we're talking about penises ...

Oh Cupid, I need a tiny thing to make my penis happy.

[StormKnight (1)]

I suspect there is no one out there that I would be good for, or good for me. There has been way to much brimstone involved.

Still, I keep trying, like some sort of addict craving the narcotic of love. So I am still open to ideas.

[Rev.Reverence]

As long as we're talking about penises ...

Oh Cupid, I need a tiny thing to make my penis happy.

...itty-bitty & breathing...RIGHT. Do you prefer 21 so she can pick up the booze on the way over?

[n0Mad]

...itty-bitty & breathing...RIGHT. Do you prefer 21 so she can pick up the booze on the way over?

Nah, I'm not much of a drinker and if she needs booze to be with me then I don't want her. So anything 16-37ish is fine.

[Rev.Reverence]

Nah, I'm not much of a drinker and if she needs booze to be with me then I don't want her. So anything 16-37ish is fine.

..ok...see THAT is very helpful to know..

(I'm tryin' to teach 'Cupiding' here)

[TheGimp]

ummm erm hmm isnt 16 illegal??