Coffee makes your tits shrink

[Homicidalheathen]

Three cups of coffee a day makes breasts shrink - study

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October 23, 2008 05:01pm

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Three cups a day enough to trigger effect

Breasts shrinkage can increase of every extra cup

DRINKING just three cups of coffee a day can make women's breasts shrink, researchers say.

Nearly 300 women were surveyed about their bust measurements and how many cups of coffee they drank in an average day.

According to the Swedish researchers, three cups a day was enough to start making breasts shrink, with the effects increasing for every cup drunk.

They said there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts, as about half of women possessed a gene shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

"Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size," said Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University in Sweden.

"Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren't just going to disappear.

"However, anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed. The problem is that there are two measures for a bra - the cup size and the girth - so you wouldn't be able to tell."

Andy Smith of Holland It was not all bad news for women, as the researchers also found that regular hits of caffeine could help to cut the risk of breast cancer.

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The fact that eating too much sugar is unhealthy isn't exactly breaking news. But CNN reports that it might be even worse than previously thought. If a recent study in the British Journal of Dermatology is correct, eating sugary foods can actually contribute to developing wrinkles.

Macro photograph of a pile of sugar

(Credit: Lauri Andler via Wikipedia)When glucose enters the bloodstream, it latches onto proteins in the body. As it turns out, collagen and elastin, the proteins that help keep skin elastic, are two of the most susceptible proteins to this process, according to the study.

As if there weren't reason enough to cut back on sugar intake, maybe this new study will encourage more people to skip the treats and use sugar to power their iPods instead

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[Homicidalheathen]

maybe coffee will help rid the world of moobs?

[Enishi]

People's diets here in America tend to be pretty crappy in general.

Things to avoid:

*to much coffee, alcohol

*refined sugar, white bread and white rice

*hydrogenated vegetable oil

*trans fat (margarine)

[Head Wreck]

srr this is why people should drink more tea!

[freydis]

i like chai.

[Head Wreck]

then sign up to minionship of Head Wrecks temple of the Teapot, and the church of britishness

[freydis]

Heheheh.....

Although, with my particular.....situation.....maybe I *should* start drinking coffee!

These things are heavy, man!

[Brenda Starrr]

Tough shit. I love cophee!

[Rev.Reverence]

...that explains why my tits are not growing...

*sips coffee*

[Riku Namako]

OMFG NO >.<

mental note to self: leave the girls at the coffee shops alone XD

[StormKnight (1)]

then sign up to minionship of Head Wrecks temple of the Teapot, and the church of britishness

I prefer the nice quiet Zen of the Japanese Tea Ceremony, tyvm.

Well, this would save some people on reduction mammoplasty. I think my record at this point is a total of 7000 grams removed from both sides.

Sorry to those that like large breasts, I have seen women with such pleading in tears of pain to my PRS people to have them reduced. It becomes a health issue.

[bean]

I drink ridiculous amounts of coffee. My tits are unaffected.

[zenaleigh]

bullshit, I have been drinking coffee like a fish since the age of 14..I am 35 and my tits are 38D's

[Msterbeau]

I don't drink coffee. I have nice boobies. That is all.

[zenaleigh]

I don't drink coffee. I have nice boobies. That is all.

um, you have alot of nice things from were I sit...lol

[Guest greyhalo]

Coffee is a great mental laxative.

My bra size has only gotten larger with age (and weight gain).

[Bczarthings]

maybe coffee will help rid the world of moobs?

*runs to the nearest Dunkin Donuts, orders 15 turbo hots, drinks them all at once*

good riddance moobs!.....

whew! I thought I might have to diet or something.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

I drink coffee pretty regularly, and mine are a 38DDD... going on E, so I guess I'm one not affected by this. lol

[TygerLili]

Heheheh.....

Although, with my particular.....situation.....maybe I *should* start drinking coffee!

These things are heavy, man!

Yeah, same here. I hate coffee, though.

[eleven]

I like pg tips for the tea....yum

But i do like a good cup of coffee...the stronger the better :D

[Msterbeau]

um, you have alot of nice things from were I sit...lol

Are you sitting on any of those nice things?

[zenaleigh]

no but, we can't discuss that either...lol

[TitsMcGee]

I used to live on coffee...and I have 40Ds. I don't forsee them shrinking anytime soon though.

[Brenda Starrr]

I like my coffee like I like my exes: bitter.

[TheGimp]

i like my coffee like i like my men room temp full of cream and sugar and with a muffin