This Might Just Sound Country, But....

[Brenda Starrr]

I had this just pop into my head, and it made me snicker.

I'm Not Here

I'm not here to tie you down

I'd rather tie you up

I'm not here to know your name

Just lay down and shut up....

I don't care if you're with friends

I'd like to take the time

You buy you drinks and give small talk

And smack your lush behind....

(Chorus)

I'm not here to steal your heart

So hang on to that key

I'm not here to marry you

So come on, just do me....

I won't buy you fancy cars

Or take you far away

Don't go cooking meals for me

Just come on out and play....

Don't ask me to fix your friends

Up with all my homies

They'll just do what I'm doing

Have sex with them and leave....

(Chorus)

I'm not here to steal your heart

So hang on to that key

I'm not here to marry you

So come on, just do me....

Babe, don't you get it?

Why can't you see?

I just want to feel your ass

And have you just please me....

(Chorus)

[bellbottoms]

brenda again great work!

[Brenda Starrr]

LOL

Thanks! I'm feeling really goofy today, and this just felt so perfect!

[bellbottoms]

being goofy is good!! i m a total goof today meself.

[Brenda Starrr]

It's a part of my everyday life. I'f I'm not making someone laugh somewhere, I'm at least cracking myself up.

[bellbottoms]

its all bout self entertainment. however u want to do it

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you think that Toby Keith will wany to buy it?

[bellbottoms]

if i were him i would want to!!!

[DarkenedCharm]

Good lord...

I'd love to be whoever it is that song is directed at...

:devil

[Brenda Starrr]

I come up with some good shit sometimes!

[DarkenedCharm]

I come up with some good shit sometimes!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why yes. You do, at that.

[soothsayer]

Brenda, are you a little bit country? I always thought of you as a little bit rock n' roll.

[Brenda Starrr]

I go both ways

[soothsayer]

East and west? :blink

[Brenda Starrr]

That's it

Oh yeah...

I'm a LOT more rock and roll....

[Rev.Reverence]

I go both ways

*lovingly dusts off thread*

I was told there were dirty poems down here...I found one.

*goes back to digging*

[Brenda Starrr]

OMG...