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I am trying soooo hard to make the president's list this fall.

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I've made the FBI's list before........

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That I want to go on a tornado-chasing vacation!!!

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That I wanted to be a storm chaser or an interior designer .

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O.k. I thought of one I haven't shared in another thread yet.

My "lucky" number is 7 and I have no good reason for it being so, other than as a child, I'd heard 7 was lucky and 13 is unlucky.

But I still base some decisions around that number. Including our wedding date - October 25th - which I chose because my husband wanted the 22nd, which is actually a horribly unlucky number for his family (deaths on that date, etc), so we compromised and went with a day near that number, but that added up to 7 (2+5=7).

I know it's irrational, and has no basis in fact. Yet I stick with it.

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O.k. Thought of one more.

My middle name before I got married was Ann. I always hated that name for myself, so when I got married and changed my name, I was allowed to drop my middle name altogether. So I legally have no middle name anymore.

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lets see when i was growing up my nickname was sissy thanks to my older brother who always wanted to grab my feet while i'm in the crib and bounce my up and down saying play with me sissy because he coulnt say sister.

i know who to play the violin, trumpet, cornet, baritone, tuba, alittle clarinet.

was on track and field in 6th grade until i threw my teacher into the chalk board which happened to be the coach lol in 8th grade i was on the girls volleyball team and at one game i went to spike the ball and one girl came up at the wrong angle and the ball hit her on top of her head and she got knocked the f**ked out lol.

in high school i threw some kid head first into the side of a house bit some kid because he called me a fat ass bitch

i think thats all if i think of anything else i will be sure to post it lol

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I have never been able to roll my r's when speaking or singing, and that really bugs me.

I don't like guns, but have shot air rifles in the past and discovered I'm a natural shot with uncanny accuracy.

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O.k. Here's probably my best, and last one.

I am only 2 degrees separated from... Kevin Bacon.

My brother-in-law, an actor, was directed by Tom Hanks in a made-for-cable mini series about NASA.

Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13 with... Kevin Bacon. :wink

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I used to do allot of drugs. I guess it isn't a secret. Dont do them now though. Unless I have too. Oh, and I was raised a country girl. Stole a horse once and rode it bareback all day.

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I've been a vegan vegetarian for 15 yrs.

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Nobody knows that I know Crank's real name, which is really a good name, but he made me swear not to tell anyone, ever.

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In my younger and wilder years I was addicted to cocaine for about a month.

I do not touch the stuff now and the only drugs i indulge in are alcohol and cigs!

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Thats a sad story I'm glad u were able to derail hon pretty girl like u don't need that stuff. I just do vicodin cigs alcohol(vehemently) and sometimes pot if homicidal heathen offers.

In my younger and wilder years I was addicted to cocaine for about a month.

I do not touch the stuff now and the only drugs i indulge in are alcohol and cigs!

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oh lets see :devil I used methamphetamine for almost 20 years and an assortment of other drugs but I loved being a meth monster....AAARRRRR

It made it easy to do BAADDDDD things and not fell guilty.....But now I'm a good boy and don't use anything at all not even cigs...oh I am in NA and now love piercings and I'm still a freak.....but I'm good at it :cool

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I've been a vegan vegetarian for 15 yrs.

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really?? got an good recipes? :grin

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:devil Hears a question...Do vegan women swallow? it is protien ya know

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The only secret I have is that Phee & I had a secret love-child, until Phee turned it into a killer zombie cyborg that I had to put down before it consumed enough brains to gain self-awareness.

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Well why not just TELL EVERYBODY YOU ungrateful swamp donkey?

Now when I rule the world I am going to make a point not to like you...

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*sings again in a deep, soulful voice*

Nooooobody knoooooooows the trouble I've seeeeeeeeen......

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I make my girlfriend kill bugs that get into my house.

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That I want to go on a tornado-chasing vacation!!!

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Me & my girlfriend had nothing to do this weekend, so we went tornado chasing....didn't find any though......We just drive to the darkest cloud....

Official declaration of lame.

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Dammit, Kelly!! I want to chase one! I want to see it drop out of the sky. I want to also mention that I will wear Depends, as I might shit myself. I haven't seen one since I was 7.

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*SNICKER*

You said depends.............. :nut

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Nobody knows that I will need Depends when i go tornado chasing.

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