Nobody knows...

[Homicidalheathen]

I wanted to be a cheerleader once.

[DisturbedMania]

When I was in girlscouts (forced into it) I was actually so un-social that I would hide in corners and under tables to avoid people. I grew up literally in fear of people (long story) and when I ended up at brownie camp I was banned from there on out because they didn't know what to do with me. I never talked to other people and it was considerably obvious I didn't belong there. I actually met my best friend in girlscouts and it was while I was hiding under a table.

[DisturbedMania]

Only a handful of you know that I was in a sorority and that I was very active with it while in college.

[Soulrev]

How goddammed lonely I am.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think you meant to say you are lonely being without a relationship. Because if you post here, you're never lonely. We are always here for you. We don't bite unless asked.

[mallochai]

We don't bite unless asked.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

boo... and besides, that's not necessarily true anyway. at least not in a verbally asked kind of way.

topictopictopic...

every once in a while, i try a taste of red meat to see if i'm interested again. so far, i'm not. it's still gross. although i've started to make exceptions for lamb, but only on gyro pizza, and only every few months.

[fever blister]

last night i got shitfaced and slept with someones grandmother and she had no teeth

[the eternal]

Nobody knows who (if anyone) has a crush on me. WHY???

I have a crush on you, :blushing as well as Homicidal Heathen (but not at the same time-sensory overload)

Nobody knows that I'm allergic to penicillin

Me too

Nobody knows that I jump in and out of the closet so much I could be a hopscotch champion -I'm a bi male (Nobody knows that's one of the reasons I'm afraid to put my face pic on here)

Nobody knows that although I'm often closeted, there's not a gay man in this country that can't tell that "I'm family". (I think it's a combination of my demeanor and my smile)

Nobody knows that I've lost a lot of weight over the last year and Im now torn over whether to take my newfound attention as a compliment or a sad commentary on how shallow we are as people.

Hell. nobody knows what I look like.

Nobody knows that if Im driving and Total Eclipse of The Heart comes on, I'm required to sing it.

Nobody knows that in college:

I was in a short-lived punk band,

I grew my hair very long,

I dyed my hair every color,

I painted my nails every color,

everyone thought I was either a cokehead or acustic guitar player because my pinky nails would grow long and never break,

I fought for every cause under the sun-real or imagined

If you are (un)fortunate enough to meet me (I say this b/c my schedule is crazy)

you will not believe any of the abovementioned things (except the bisexuality)

because...

Nobody knows that although I've tried every look, I have always and still look best in a suit and tie. (Maybe that's why I like being naked, it's the only other look I've been complimented in.)

Nobody knows I've been to a nude beach.

Nobody knows that I can go from rabid activist to complete dork in a matter of seconds (actually some of you may know that by now)

Nobody knows that I'm such a political nut that I went to a party wearing next to nothing and hoped some women would flirt with me.

Once I started talking to the women, we ended up having intense discussions that at the end of the night, I had one woman who wanted a relationship with me and the others were "friends" who thought I was "interesting"

The men were uncomfortable talking to me because of my attire :grin :grin (I think they were afraid they would be looking at my package)

Nobody knows I have no idea how to flirt with women.

Nobody knows I usually have no idea a woman is flirting with me.

Nobody knows I have no idea how to date.

(I usually wake up 3 months into a relationship with a locket around my neck carrying her blood asking "What the hell just happened?")

[Homicidalheathen]

Well after reading this I want to meet you even more...you do seem interesting.

How are you going to keep your identity secret and still make friends? You do plan to attend a DGN night someday.....don't you?

And how can you be shy about this stuff.....I think most of the guys on here are closeted....hope that doesn't piss anyone off......

All the stuff you talk about are things to be proud of, not embarressed by...it's who you are!

Come out...come out....and play!

I have a crush on you,  :blushing  as well as Homicidal Heathen (but not at the same time-sensory overload)

Me too

Nobody knows that I jump in and out of the closet so much I could be a hopscotch champion -I'm a bi male (Nobody knows that's one of the reasons I'm afraid to put my face pic on here)

Nobody knows that although I'm often closeted, there's not a gay man in this country that can't tell that "I'm family".  (I think it's a combination of my demeanor and my smile)

Nobody knows that I've lost a lot of weight over the last year and Im now torn over whether to take my newfound attention as a compliment or a sad commentary on how shallow we are as people.

Hell. nobody knows what I look like. 

Nobody knows that if Im driving and Total Eclipse of The Heart comes on, I'm required to sing it.

Nobody knows that in college:

I was in a short-lived punk band,

I grew my hair very long,

I dyed my hair every color,

I painted my nails every color, 

everyone thought I was either a cokehead or acustic guitar player because my pinky nails would grow long and never break,

I fought for every cause under the sun-real or imagined

If you are (un)fortunate enough to meet me (I say this b/c my schedule is crazy)

you will not believe any of the abovementioned things (except the bisexuality)

because... 

Nobody knows that although I've tried every look,  I have always and still look best in a suit and tie.  (Maybe that's why I like being naked, it's the only other look I've been complimented in.)

Nobody knows I've been to a nude beach.

Nobody knows that I can go from rabid activist to complete dork in a matter of seconds (actually some of you may know that by now)

Nobody knows that I'm such a political nut that I went to a party wearing next to nothing and hoped some women would flirt with me. 

Once I started talking to the women, we ended up having intense discussions that at the end of the night, I had one woman who wanted a relationship with me and the others were "friends" who thought I was "interesting" 

The men were uncomfortable talking to me because of my attire :grin  :grin    (I think they were afraid they would be looking at my package)

Nobody knows I have no idea how to flirt with women.

Nobody knows I usually have no idea a woman is flirting with me.

Nobody knows I have no idea how to date.

(I usually wake up 3 months into a relationship with a locket around my neck carrying her blood asking "What the hell just happened?")

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[Homicidalheathen]

Well after reading this I want to meet you even more...you do seem interesting.

How are you going to keep your identity secret and still make friends? You do plan to attend a DGN night someday.....don't you?

And how can you be shy about this stuff.....I think most of the guys on here are closeted....hope that doesn't piss anyone off......

All the stuff you talk about are things to be proud of, not embarressed by...it's who you are!

Come out...come out....and play!

I have a crush on you,  :blushing  as well as Homicidal Heathen (but not at the same time-sensory overload)

Me too

Nobody knows that I jump in and out of the closet so much I could be a hopscotch champion -I'm a bi male (Nobody knows that's one of the reasons I'm afraid to put my face pic on here)

Nobody knows that although I'm often closeted, there's not a gay man in this country that can't tell that "I'm family".  (I think it's a combination of my demeanor and my smile)

Nobody knows that I've lost a lot of weight over the last year and Im now torn over whether to take my newfound attention as a compliment or a sad commentary on how shallow we are as people.

Hell. nobody knows what I look like. 

Nobody knows that if Im driving and Total Eclipse of The Heart comes on, I'm required to sing it.

Nobody knows that in college:

I was in a short-lived punk band,

I grew my hair very long,

I dyed my hair every color,

I painted my nails every color, 

everyone thought I was either a cokehead or acustic guitar player because my pinky nails would grow long and never break,

I fought for every cause under the sun-real or imagined

If you are (un)fortunate enough to meet me (I say this b/c my schedule is crazy)

you will not believe any of the abovementioned things (except the bisexuality)

because... 

Nobody knows that although I've tried every look,  I have always and still look best in a suit and tie.  (Maybe that's why I like being naked, it's the only other look I've been complimented in.)

Nobody knows I've been to a nude beach.

Nobody knows that I can go from rabid activist to complete dork in a matter of seconds (actually some of you may know that by now)

Nobody knows that I'm such a political nut that I went to a party wearing next to nothing and hoped some women would flirt with me. 

Once I started talking to the women, we ended up having intense discussions that at the end of the night, I had one woman who wanted a relationship with me and the others were "friends" who thought I was "interesting" 

The men were uncomfortable talking to me because of my attire :grin  :grin    (I think they were afraid they would be looking at my package)

Nobody knows I have no idea how to flirt with women.

Nobody knows I usually have no idea a woman is flirting with me.

Nobody knows I have no idea how to date.

(I usually wake up 3 months into a relationship with a locket around my neck carrying her blood asking "What the hell just happened?")

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[the eternal]

Well after reading this I want to meet you even more...you do seem interesting.

How are you going to keep your identity secret and still make friends?  You do plan to attend a DGN night someday.....don't you?

And how can you be shy about this stuff.....I think most of the guys on here are closeted....hope that doesn't piss anyone off......

All the stuff you talk about are things to be proud of, not embarressed by...it's who you are!

Come out...come out....and play!

:blushing :blushing

I DO want to come to an event sometime. I'll just have to clear availability first.

And FYI, singing along to Total Eclipse of the Heart is not something to be proud of.

It won't stop me from doing it though

"Turn around bright eyes every now and then I fall apart and I need you more tonight and I need you more than ever..."

[mymasterspet]

nobody knows i have an obession with the volume of the music i listen to. it always has to be on an odd number.

[Mr.Mysterious]

wow a secret about me hmmmm....

I used to be called Satans son because of the way I dressed in High School

and it ultimatly ended in me having some kind of secret cult following me One that I did not even know about

if ya want to know any more .... you have to find me

[Homicidalheathen]

My kid is called Satan too...she has spiked red hair and wears all black goth stuff....

wow a secret about me hmmmm....

I used to be called Satans son because of the way I dressed in High School

and it ultimatly ended in me having some kind of secret cult following me One that I did not even know about 

if ya want to know any more .... you have to find me 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[Daevion]

nobody knows Im actually a pod person that has taken over Daevion's body...muhahahaha!!! whos next!!!

[Mar_Fire]

Hmmm....

I lived off of nothing but pop for 5 months stright. last year.... :blink

cant believe i told that

[EvilEve]

i have social anxiety that i'm trying to get over.

i'm not much of a 'people person.'

i snore and hog all the covers.

i'm the least likely to be selfish, but the first one to pitch a fit at someone if i don't like what they're doing.

even when i'm in a room full of people i know, and love and care about, i want to be by myself for periods of time.

i'll defend anyone i love.

there's more deep dark secrets, but i lost all the files i had. i need to hire a secretary to organize everything. (mind you, these files are in my head.) :grin

[Shade Everdark]

I am your master...I just have to get up the courage to tell you that to your face.

[Brenda Starrr]

I am your master...I just have to get up the courage to tell you that to your face.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

ROFL!

[Homicidalheathen]

I went to the rainbow room one night and pissed off both the fags and the lesbos by dancing with a tranny all night.

I left alone and always do by the way..... :erm

[unchaste]

I read Star Wars books. Han Solo is the shit.