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Bros before hos: yes or no?
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Absolutely yes, there are so many out there that its not worth hurting a friend. Plus ya gotta watch that karma thing.

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Ok...I'm NOT a "fella." However, I'd like to point something out.

Let's say you haven't had sex in a while. It can be however long you think is too long. And you REALLY like your/this girl. And she wants you to throw it to her hardcore when your "bros" want to to come out and have beers (which you can have WAY cheaper at home).

Would you rather go out, spend money and NOT get laid? Or would you rather go buy a 6-pack and enjoy an evening of REALLY great sex?

In MY house, the pu$$y ALWAYS wins.

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I don't get the question.

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Ok...I'm NOT a "fella." However, I'd like to point something out.

Let's say you haven't had sex in a while. It can be however long you think is too long. And you REALLY like your/this girl. And she wants you to throw it to her hardcore when your "bros" want to to come out and have beers (which you can have WAY cheaper at home).

Would you rather go out, spend money and NOT get laid? Or would you rather go buy a 6-pack and enjoy an evening of REALLY great sex?

In MY house, the pu$$y ALWAYS wins.

It doesnt count when your in a relationship I dont think. Its more like if two guys dig the same girl.

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It doesnt count when your in a relationship I dont think. Its more like if two guys dig the same girl.

The question wasn't very specific. I went with my own interpretation. "Bros before hos" is a shitty term, and can have so many connotations.

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I'm going to Brenda's house.

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I'm going to Brenda's house.

Because I win. ;)

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Alphabetically Bro's does come before Ho's yes... but um....

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Alphabetically Bro's does come before Ho's yes... but um....

leave it to phee to be a buzzkill lol

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leave it to phee to be a buzzkill lol

Is that what I do?....

Hmmmm

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While many guys will preach "bros before hos," I couldn't even begin to tell you how many times I've been hit on by numerous exs' friends-- just as many times as I've shot them down (why would I want to date the dogs my exes were hanging around with while they cheated on me?).

There is NO honour among friends, when "bounty" pussy is involved.

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all is fair in love and war.

truth is.

do you know which side is your bread buttered?

figures so much. i'd go with the lady, all my Kith understand this matter

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I would go with the woman. Considering how long I have been deprived/depraved, I would hope most of my friends would understand.

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I paraphrase A Pimp Named Slickback when I say:

"I don't think "Homies over Hoes" is a sentiment A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign on. I mean, don't me get wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback DON'T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO SHIT for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay shit to me."

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For the record: A "hoe" is a garden tool. A "ho" is not only a filthy whore, but something that Santa says.

None of which anyone can possibly call me. Or most people. Unless you are my husband's ex-wife (who dated half the internet while she was married to him). SHE'S a filthy, dirty "ho."

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depends on the situation if i called my bro's and said hey "so-and-so wants me to go pound it out and that i cant make poker night or w/e event was planed for the night iam sure theyd be like smack her ass once for me as i would say to them...

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I paraphrase A Pimp Named Slickback when I say:

"I don't think "Homies over Hoes" is a sentiment A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign on. I mean, don't me get wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback DON'T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO SHIT for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay shit to me."

do the ho-MAY! do the ho-MAY! do the ho-MAY! do the ho-MAY! :happydance

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Family and friends comes first as well as work,LOL!

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Family and friends comes first as well as work,LOL!

You are NEVER getting laid.

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There's a choice? Maybe I'm just a colossal loser.

For me it's more like "Bro's before "NO!" ("NO!" being the furthest the relationship goes)

*hangs head in shame*

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There's a choice? Maybe I'm just a colossal loser.

For me it's more like "Bro's before "NO!" ("NO!" being the furthest the relationship goes)

*hangs head in shame*

Aww...that can't be true.

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Frankly in my opinion it depends on the situation. If it's just hanging out, explain to them that you have other friends. But if it's an emergency, friends/family come first.

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Is this a trick question? I mean, can't it be that some A's are B's? And then, aren't you OBLIGATED to put them ho-ing bros above all others if you live by this credo? Hooray for ho-bros.

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