EUTHANIZE PHEE THREAD...

[Rev.Reverence]

..SO...the phee brokeded itself...& needs a surgery...here's the thing...

...he wants to bribe the Doctor to Euthanize him...

(like a race horse)(so Rayne can collect the big $)

..BUT...

He only has $20 to bribe the Doctor with...& I told him...that ain't enough cash for that...he then growled at me...

I kindly told him that I'ld throw $5 on it...& pass the old tin hat...he told me to start this thread...

...after MUCH consideration (5 whole seconds)...I decided it should go in the health forum...(hope I'm right)

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO SEE PHEE NOT SUFFER?

*passes tin-hat*

[phee]

To quote George Carlin: "If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"

[phee]

And remember.... I am "goth" so I can come back from the dead and still hang out with my wife, and the rest of you

[Rayne]

..SO...the phee brokeded itself...& needs a surgery...here's the thing...

...he wants to bribe the Doctor to Euthanize him...

(like a race horse)(so Rayne can collect the big $)

..BUT...

He only has $20 to bribe the Doctor with...& I told him...that ain't enough cash for that...he then growled at me...

I kindly told him that I'ld throw $5 on it...& pass the old tin hat...he told me to start this thread...

...after MUCH consideration (5 whole seconds)...I decided it should go in the health forum...(hope I'm right)

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO SEE PHEE NOT SUFFER?

*passes tin-hat*

No!!!!!

That is all.

[phee]

I am thinking 10 million dollars should be enough..... of course if we get 10 million dollars there will no longer be a need to euthenize me... Rayne and I will just live off of it.

[Rev.Reverence]

...that's a GOOD...GOOD IDEA...but you told everyone...now it is not a secret

[Destroit]

I can kill you for free...with pancakes. I couldn't think of a better or more honorable way to go, except maybe collapsing on your DDR mat and dying on your basement floor from cardiac arrest (has nearly happened to me on several occasions).

[Msterbeau]

I can kill you for free...with pancakes.

And bacon.

[phee]

Rayne could make hamburger helper.... we could try to bribe them with that.

[Rev.Reverence]

I can kill you for free...with pancakes. I couldn't think of a better or more honorable way to go, except maybe collapsing on your DDR mat and dying on your basement floor from cardiac arrest (has nearly happened to me on several occasions).

...way to go Cherny...he CAN'T DDR.....way to rub it in...

[phee]

...way to go Cherny...he CAN'T DDR.....way to rub it in...

*cries*

[Destroit]

...way to go Cherny...he CAN'T DDR.....way to rub it in...

Which is why I'm using the whole asphixiation by pancakes thing...trust me, I'm sure it rules.

[freydis]

NO.

I am with Rayne on this one.

BAD PHEE, BAD!!

*stern look*

[freydis]

and shame on you Rev for encouraging him!!

*swat*

no cookies.

[Rev.Reverence]

NO.

I am with Rayne on this one.

BAD PHEE, BAD!!

*stern look*

REALLY...do you think I'd ACTUALLY condone this thread if I did not see SOME SORT of a positive silliness to it?

(in a therapeutic manner)

...do you have ANY idea how BORING my life was before DGN/phee?

..my Doc & I used to talk about ALL kinds of ways to die & such...it is therapeutic...I SWEAR!

(& I don't HAVE 5 EXTRA dollars...no one in Michigan does)

[Rev.Reverence]

and shame on you Rev for encouraging him!!

*swat*

no cookies.

...I didn't want no stinkin' cookies any how...I like PIE!

...& you can't stop me from eating pie...I think I'll have 2 pieces tonight!

[phee]

So far I have two mt dew bottles and a bit of change.... we are on our way!

[freydis]

So far I have two mt dew bottles and a bit of change.... we are on our way!

*hands you a crumpled out of date lotto ticket, and pocket lint*

[Nienna]

Now Phee.... just deal with the nice surgery... That's a good boy... *gives cookie... or pancake... WAIT!! no pancakes!*

[phee]

Now Phee.... just deal with the nice surgery... That's a good boy... *gives cookie... or pancake... WAIT!! no pancakes!*

You almost phed me

[freydis]

You almost phed me

*hands phee piece of stale cheese*

[Nienna]

You almost phed me

No, you got phed a cookie. Just no pancakes. No choking now.

[phee]

Back on task.... lets check those trash bins for cans to raise funds

[StormKnight (1)]

Ankle ORIF (Open Reduction, Internal Fixation,) huh? I will go with Rayne on the no euthanasia bit.

One funky looking plate of steel or titanium, 8-10 screws, and about 2 hours of OR time and he will be on the road to recovery.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

phee...a man, barely alive

we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

we can make him better...stronger...faster.

*cool sound effects*