...and the fortune cookie says:

[StormKnight (1)]

"Forget it, kid."

Unlucky numbers: 4, 9, 13, 20, 22, 666

(4=unlucky in Japan (4=shi, which is the way to pronounce death,) 9=number of circles in Hell per Dante, 20=bust in Japanese gambling (where Ya(8) ku(9) za(3) comes from,) 22=bust in blackjack)

[taysteewonderbunny]

"Forget it, kid."

Unlucky numbers: 4, 9, 13, 20, 22, 666

(4=unlucky in Japan (4=shi, which is the way to pronounce death,) 9=number of circles in Hell per Dante, 20=bust in Japanese gambling (where Ya(8) ku(9) za(3) comes from,) 22=bust in blackjack)

Ha. "Always hit your target: shoot first, and call whatever you hit your target."

[Simon Bar Sinister]

tonight's cookie said to me, "People are waiting for cues from you. Lead them well."

lucky #s: 7, 15, 24, 34, 43, 46

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"contentment is just around the corner for you. look forward!"

lucky #s: 14, 20, 23, 24, 29, 31

[EvilEve]

"He/She who laughs last, laughs loudest, unless he/she is getting hit by a train, then he/she does not laugh long. For he/she will be turned into guts and blood on the front side of a train."

lucky #'s : 3,6,9,11,13

[jynxxxedangel]

"Good beginning is half-done." (I suspect something has been lost in translation to Engrish)

Lucky #s are: 11, 13, 16, 37, 44, 45

[EvilEve]

"You will fall in love" in bed.

Lucky #'s : 4, 16, 32, 75, 49.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

friday night's fortune:

"Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you."

Nov.14 - check!

[jynxxxedangel]

"A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

(seriously, that's what it says!)

Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 26, 28, 32, 41

...AND, there's a URL underneath the lucky numbers:

"Want more? Visit: www.myfreefortune.com"

Hehehehe...even fortune cookies tout websites, now.

Edited August 16, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[slingerlandstyx]

Kookie Cookie Karma

Restaurant | New York, USA

Me: “Can I help you, ma’am?”

Customer: “Yes. What are these?”

Me: “That is a fortune cookie, ma’am.”

Customer: “It doesn’t look like a cookie. Where are the chocolate chips?”

Me: “Ma’am, these are a different kind of cookie. You open them up and they tell your fortune on a piece of paper.”

Customer: “What kind of cookies have paper in them!?”

Me: “Fortune cookies, ma’am.”

Customer: “This is an outrage! Cookies are meant to be eaten, and paper isn’t EATABLE!”

Me: “Please, ma’am, the paper is–”

Customer: “Shut up! I’m leaving.”

(The customer begins to storm out but in her anger misses the door and walks right into the wall. When she finally stumbles out, I open up the fortune cookie and read its message: “Do not worry. You will get what is coming to you in life.”)

(courtesy of notalwaysright.com)

[Lillylu29]

I got this one the other day

"take that chance you've been considering."

5 21 22 27 39 44

I did and it was epic failure.... NEVER listen to a cookie!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

"A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

(seriously, that's what it says!)

Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 26, 28, 32, 41

...AND, there's a URL underneath the lucky numbers:

"Want more? Visit: www.myfreefortune.com"

Hehehehe...even fortune cookies tout websites, now.

too bad that site's jacked up.. that could have been cool.

[StormKnight (1)]

I actually got one, I do not kid, that was blank on both sides.

Fortune run out...

[TheGimp]

"Fail"

lucky numbers

13, 9, 3, 8, 7, 0

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"know and believe in yourself, and what others think won't disturb you."

lucky numbers: 55, 15, 52, 10, 51, 38

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"If absolute can be defined, then absolute is not absolute anymore."

I did not know Werner Heisenberg wrote fortune cookie messages...

lucky numbers: 52, 11, 13, 28, 41, 25

[eatdirt426]

"Your mess will soon be clean" Not really from a fortune cookie it's from my fortune cookie printed bounty paper towel.