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"You will find your solution where you least expect it."

lucky #s: 15, 39, 41, 43, 44, 46

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don't forget to add "in bed" to the end of it.

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"... that wasn't chicken."

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"... that wasn't chicken."

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  • 1 month later...
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tonight's cookie is telling me. "a romantic mystery will soon add interest to your life".

lucky #s: 11, 26, 32, 35, 41, 42

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You will be showered with good luck.

Lucky# 54, 8, 61, 18, 19, 23,

Learn Chinese: Dang-Ri, That day

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and my fortune cookie from the buffet today says - you are next in line for promotion at your firm

now thats funny considering im neither a lawyer nor am i employed right now

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also the lucky numbers are 1,12,22,33,34,42

learn chinese Si-Ji = four seasons

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Theme of tonight's movie night was the Chinese New Year, of course. Fortunes were:

Destiny--"Your name will be famous in the future." (in bed)

Nolan--"Expand your view; the potential is limitless." (in bed)

Kathleen (liljrockbunny) & Nicole--"Recognize when it is advisable to compromise." (in bed)

Robert (Az)--"Your uniqueness is more than an outward appearance." (in bed)

James--"You will make new friends and keep the old." (in bed)

Taysteewonderbunny--"You raise the spirits of those around you." (in bed)

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We spat in the soup :D

Edited by Sparrow
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

"Put down the chop sticks and slowly move away. This cookie will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2..."

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dude i got a fortune cookie one time in some strange land and it told me to turn around and close my eyes... so i did

then finally after like 5 mintues of nothing i realized that i got the wrong one and it was for a lady who was going to get proposed to.

awws.

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One time I went to open my fortune cookie bag, and realized it was empty. Devoid of cookie and fortune.. what does it mean??!?!??!?!?!

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all time favorite, from a movie: "She's lying to you."

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I have one on Me desk it says: 'Your present plans are going to succeed'

Lucky # 5, 20, 38, 29, 50, 56

Learn Chinese: Mu-Chuang, Wooden Bed

Posted

Forun cookies are strictly an American idea

Your Lucky Numbers: 27 22 74 86 44 61

But apparently they are not written by people with very good English skills.

And what the hell is a forun cookie?

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Your path may be difficult..

..but will be rewarding.

36,38,35,46,5,2

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Be generous, and the favor will be returned within the week

17, 6, 21, 44, 10, 17

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

reading off the latest:

A fun party is soon to be in your future

1, 15, 17, 21, 30, 32

Posted

I got one once that said

"For better luck, wait until spring"

WTF??? I thought they were supposed to be positive :(

Posted

"You will be by a mongoose!"

Lucky numbers - 26 49 93 46 10 14

  • 1 month later...
Posted (edited)

wtf...

"Try a new hat for a change in looks. Be creative!"

1, 9, 20, 27, 32, 40

Edited by SpammerOvTheGods
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You're unique, just like everybody else

Lucky Numbers: 6 8 86 73 49 99

Lmao!

  • 2 weeks later...
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"You will make some changes before winning"

lucky #s: 9, 21, 23, 27, 34, 53

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