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F*cking with TheGimp


Brenda Starrr

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That's why you set limits BEFORE you do any real play or enter into that type of relationship.

This is all just fun and games here, like I said before

i know

You need etiquette lessons Bro. ;)

...you do not "Mr" a Reverend... :thumbsup: you're already calling me a derivation of my spiritual title...so there is no need to add a secular title...until I am a Dr., Esquire, or a Knight...but then...by all means...call me Doctor Reverend Sir Reverence C. R. Esquire!

...& IQ is my Sister...I would not pimp you out to a COMPLETELY cruel mistress...

my bad lol i get what your sayin bro

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That's why you set limits BEFORE you do any real play or enter into that type of relationship.

This is all just fun and games here, like I said before

...no...I'm REALLY trying to pimp-our-gimp :pimp

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You need etiquette lessons Bro. ;)

...you do not "Mr" a Reverend... :thumbsup: you're already calling me a derivation of my spiritual title...so there is no need to add a secular title...until I am a Dr., Esquire, or a Knight...but then...by all means...call me Doctor Reverend Sir Reverence C. R. Esquire!

...& IQ is my Sister...I would not pimp you out to a COMPLETELY cruel mistress...

:kiss

not COMPLETELY.....haha :devil:

You know me well

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:kiss

not COMPLETELY.....haha :devil:

You know me well

;)I said, "SISTER"...I dare say I know you better than you do!

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;)I said, "SISTER"...I dare say I know you better than you do!

I would not doubt that

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I would not doubt that

Thank you.

...now...about this Gimp...that SO baddly needs a firm hand...not quite as firm as mine... :whistle:

..when is moving day? 'Cause I know you need some Gypsy movers (pRick & I)...& maybe the Gimp can help too...

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Thank you.

...now...about this Gimp...that SO baddly needs a firm hand...not quite as firm as mine... :whistle:

..when is moving day? 'Cause I know you need some Gypsy movers (pRick & I)...& maybe the Gimp can help too...

I will let you guys know as soon as I know. I looked at more houses today. I need to make another offer

I still have one that is pending, but not binding as of yet, due to slow banks.

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I will let you guys know as soon as I know. I looked at more houses today. I need to make another offer

I still have one that is pending, but not binding as of yet, due to slow banks.

...oh yeah...take your time...find a cool spot... *kicks Gimp's shin for fun*...we'll be around...;)

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...oh yeah...take your time...find a cool spot...

*kicks Gimp's shin for fun*...we'll be around...;)

Time? I don't have time! I start my new job Jan 26th. I would kinda like NOT commute form north of Flint. Note: I am slightly stresses out about the whole thing*. The house I made an offer on is a nice place, but it is a short sale. Damn bank wants to take their time to approve, but I need to know. One of the places I saw today has potential. I will make an offer tomorrow after I mull over what needs to be dome to it in my head.

Ok, back on topic: Stomps Gimp's foot with her heel for allowing her tio feel stress, lol

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Time? I don't have time! I start my new job Jan 26th. I would kinda like NOT commute form north of Flint. Note: I am slightly stresses out about the whole thing*. The house I made an offer on is a nice place, but it is a short sale. Damn bank wants to take their time to approve, but I need to know. One of the places I saw today has potential. I will make an offer tomorrow after I mull over what needs to be dome to it in my head.

Ok, back on topic: Stomps Gimp's foot with her heel for allowing her tio feel stress, lol

Oh...then HURRY!

*steps on Gimp's toe for emphasis (the same one)*

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ouch

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*pokes Gimp with my rizzard*

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mmmm brendas scaly rizard

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*Throws a BANANA at The Gimp!* :evil:
Guest greyhalo
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Hey, I haven't messed with TheGimp in a while...

Tells Mr. Mojo that TheGimp's gonads are pecans...

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*pinch his nipple*

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*Throws a BANANA at The Gimp!* :evil:

rubs chers bananas

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Hey, I haven't messed with TheGimp in a while...

Tells Mr. Mojo that TheGimp's gonads are pecans...

no mr.mojo dont do it i wuv you

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*kicks gimp in shin*

SEE what you get when you let your thread slip down for over 2 weeks?

Do you know how fucking LONG I had to look for this thing?

*kicks the EXACT SAME spot*

gimp haz limp???

:rofl:

*picks up hammer & chisel*

NOW gimp...HOLD VERY STILL...this is harder than tattooing...

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*kicks gimp in shin*

SEE what you get when you let your thread slip down for over 2 weeks?

Do you know how fucking LONG I had to look for this thing?

*kicks the EXACT SAME spot*

gimp haz limp???

:rofl:

*picks up hammer & chisel*

NOW gimp...HOLD VERY STILL...this is harder than tattooing...

Hey Rev, catch! *throws a ball while The Gimp is standing in the middle*

Okay, now throw it back, but make sure he doesn't grab it, I'll do the same, and we'll go back and forth like this all day.

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ah damn i thought this thread had died out and everyone had forgotten about it

*facepalm*

here we go agian

*jumps for the ball*

*misses*

damn it

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ah damn i thought this thread had died out and everyone had forgotten about it

*facepalm*

here we go agian

*jumps for the ball*

*misses*

damn it

*throws ball back at Rev*

Come on The Gimp, whatsa matter, can't jump?

MUHAHAHAHA :evil:

*rev throws the ball back and The Gimp misses again*

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iam 5'7'' and neon white of course i cant jump you seen the movie

*Jumps again*

damn it

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:rofl:

He needs stilts!

:rofl:

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iam 5'7'' and neon white of course i cant jump you seen the movie

*Jumps again*

damn it

I'm 5'9" and have springy strong legs that could kick through someone's torso, and Rev happens to be 6' 800", so it looks like you're screwed! :evil:

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