Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Just watching this will make you hurt. All over.

[jynxxxedangel]

There are just certain positions in which the human body does not look attractive. Sure are a lot of bones sticking out! *feeds bony Russian snake girl some good grub*

[TitsMcGee]

Wow...people should just not be able to bend like that lol. Your ass does not belong on the top of your head.

[TomCat]

that makes my balls cringe...feed her a sammich stat!

[taysteewonderbunny]

No! THIS!

four of 'em! and pretty music.

flexible Chinese dancers

[Destroit]

DAMNIT...

Why must I constantly be reminded of my incompetance? I used to get made fun of by my whole family 'cause I was the only one that couldn't do the splits, and still can't to this day . It's sad because I was so out of shape as a child, that now as a grown woman (with my pelvic bone in place blocking everything at that), I can actually come closer to do doing the splits now that I could when I was 8.

PARENTS - Make your kid go outside and do stuff so they don't turn out to be physically inept like myself when they're older and hate you for it! I wish I could do cool stuff like this, I was in gymnastics and ballet when I was a kid, and I'm PISSED that I didn't stick with it. Those girls brutalized me so horrifically with bullying though, I guess maybe it was a good thing that I did quit in the long run.

I wonder what country the girl in this video is from?

[Rayne]

DAMNIT...

Why must I constantly be reminded of my incompetance? I used to get made fun of by my whole family 'cause I was the only one that couldn't do the splits, and still can't to this day . It's sad because I was so out of shape as a child, that now as a grown woman (with my pelvic bone in place blocking everything at that), I can actually come closer to do doing the splits now that I could when I was 8.

PARENTS - Make your kid go outside and do stuff so they don't turn out to be physically inept like myself when they're older and hate you for it! I wish I could do cool stuff like this, I was in gymnastics and ballet when I was a kid, and I'm PISSED that I didn't stick with it. Those girls brutalized me so horrifically with bullying though, I guess maybe it was a good thing that I did quit in the long run.

I wonder what country the girl in this video is from?

She sounds Russian.

I could do the splits up until I had kids. I was a gymnast as a kid though until I was about 16 or so.

[Destroit]

She sounds Russian.

I could do the splits up until I had kids. I was a gymnast as a kid though until I was about 16 or so.

See, lucky, I will be forever known by my family and childhood peers as that fat little girl that was the only one on the block that couldn't do the splits.

Eventually I teamed up with the local asthmatic in my neighborhood and we picked up on Super Nintendo, which is where my best friend Lisa comes from and also my fat.

[Homicidalheathen]

I think I may have drool on my chin.

[eleven]

Woot for me being like 20 times her weight....lmao.....

But i can say i doubt that chick has much of a life ya know...i am sure all she does all day is stretch and flex and contort to be able to do that...and obviously that leaves no time to eat lmao....:D

[pomba gira]

Hey it's Boneless Girl! Looks like she finally got to the bottom of those balls!

[torn asunder]

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[candyman]

Can't she be ordered on the internet just like all the others? College discount! Yay I get a wife...

[TomCat]

I accidentally watched it again...I think I pulled a hammy! *limps away*

I'm going to lunch now so that I never become that skinny.

[taysteewonderbunny]

nObody looked at my Chinese ladies!

[TomCat]

nObody looked at my Chinese ladies!

Um, yeah, that's kinda, scary...

[Brenda Starrr]

Damn...seriously.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Damn...seriously.

Oh, what, like you can't do that with a little Captain in you.

[TomCat]

Oh, what, like you can't do that with a little Captain in you.

Why do people always say that? Don't they know I was never promoted past Lieutenant? And why does it have to be a lil Cap'n? Why can't it be a lot of Lieutenant? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Why do people always say that? Don't they know I was never promoted past Lieutenant? And why does it have to be a lil Cap'n? Why can't it be a lot of Lieutenant? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Because the rumor goes there wasn't much to the Lieutenant, the Corporal was punishment, the Private was FUBARed, and in General, there was a lot of room for improvement.

[TomCat]

Because the rumor goes there wasn't much to the Lieutenant, the Corporal was punishment, the Private was FUBARed, and in General, there was a lot of room for improvement.

Or there just may be some corporal punishment being dished tonight.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

nObody looked at my Chinese ladies!

That link's never worked for me.

:(