I CHALLENGE YOU!

[e-jewell]

This is just a fun thread for people like me, if any exist.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE! Let's RP an entire battle.

Emily throws out her pokeball, a devilish smile creeping across her face like the blood of an enemy sliding down the blade. "Magikarp, I CHOOSE YOU!"

A frightening fish jumps out of the ball, eyes demonic and deadly as razor sharp fins flap at the air desperately.

"Quickly, magikarp, use splash!"

Magikarp jumps up and down.

"That's right, magikarp! Now FIRE YOUR LAZER!!"

Magikarp begins sequence then TRANSFORMS INTO NOOB SAIBOT, LONG LOST BROTHER OF SUB-ZERO!

WHO DARES CHALLENGE NOOBMAGIKBOT?!? Also Scorpion is not allowed. Hell no. You can't be Scorpion, that's cheating and will result in pwnage.

[e-jewell]

(( occ note: please check out this link. it makes me giggle madly like a coke-addicted baby- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178 ))

[Necromanta]

Alright. I'll go ahead and start with a simple Chansey. I throw out my pokeball and out comes the cute little creature.

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Chansey begins by using minimize!

UH OH.. CHANSEY IS EVOLVING TOO. OH MY, WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

Oh my, a chuck norris magic card? You're in trouble now.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

I use eevee

then use fire stone on her to make

Flareon

use Double Team on e-jewell

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

[e-jewell]

Alright. I'll go ahead and start with a simple Chansey. I throw out my pokeball and out comes the cute little creature.

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Chansey begins by using minimize!

http://www.sivph.com/games/Chansey_Stadium.jpg

UH OH.. CHANSEY IS EVOLVING TOO. OH MY, WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

Oh my, a chuck norris magic card? You're in trouble now.

Sends out DARTH VADAR'S METROSEXUAL COUSIN!

HE USES MAKEOVER!

CHUCK NORRIS BECAME ALBERT!

[Eevee]

I use eevee

then use fire stone on her to make

Flareon

use Double Team on e-jewell

[Necromanta]

O_O! Come back Albert!

Go TWEAK!

(He's the evolved version of Charizard)

GO UNDERPANTS GNOME ATTACK!

Now, Darth Vader's "Metrosexual cousin" is confused!m( And without undies, so must have a plumbers crack)

[Reaper]

Sweet! Someone knows of Noob Saibot! (Tobias Boon, co-creator of MK) :D I have no clue on Pokes so I will sit this one out and throw popcorn at the winner.

[e-jewell]

O_O! Come back Albert!

Go TWEAK!

(He's the evolved version of Charizard)

GO UNDERPANTS GNOME ATTACK!

Now, Darth Vader's "Metrosexual cousin" is confused!m( And without undies, so must have a plumbers crack)

Metrovadar, return!

I choose YOU!

CHOPTERZARD!

((Psh of course I know n00b saibot. I have every MK genesis game and then some... I'm pretty much gamer by definition))

[torn asunder]

at chuck norris card!!

[Necromanta]

Chopterzard, eh? Well.. I guess I'll have to go WITH HOLY KITTY..who then in turn becomes.. Holy Cat

Use Firespin!

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

call back flareon send out

girl eating pikachu

and sexy girl pikachu

attack

Captivate

confuesses holly cat

[e-jewell]

Chopterzard, eh? Well.. I guess I'll have to go WITH HOLY KITTY..who then in turn becomes.. Holy Cat

Use Firespin!

Chopterzard evolves into Tacgnol, forcing holy cat to reveal his true identity.... Longcat.

They stand tall to their full, powerful forms... collosal beasts, shadowing the pitiful mortal planes beneath them, as the battle begins.

Ladies and gentlemen, This is Catnorak.

[Necromanta]

Uh oh! Long Cat has been revealed. Now he must use his ultimate attack!

Black Hole!

Tacgnol is sucked away. :[

[e-jewell]

Uh oh! Long Cat has been revealed. Now he must use his ultimate attack!

Black Hole!

Tacgnol is sucked away. :[

Tacgnol is godmoding. He escapes, transforms into Widedog, and eats longcat.

e-jewell wins the battle!

Magikarp returns to his original form.

Magikarp gained 130exp

He learned 'Tackle'

[Necromanta]

COP OUT!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

again, i say

[e-jewell]

COP OUT!

lol I bid you good battle, my friend. Even if you are a huge wimp and couldn't handle the power of magikarp/noobmagikbot/metrovader/chopterzard/tacgnol.

You still fought bravely. And for that, I give you this.

You only get half. I found it in the bathroom of the WINNERS CIRCLE. lmao.

[Michi]

Best DGN post EVAR!

[Necromanta]

Baha. Fine I revoke my statement on making you tentacle porn. You can stick to this. xP

[e-jewell]

lol, no hard feelings

Next battle you'll be more prepared and know that cop-outs are totally allowed.

[Necromanta]

So, in that aspect... I'll just own you on the first turn.

[e-jewell]

So, in that aspect... I'll just own you on the first turn.

If you wanna make it boring, I guess. I'd say I let the charade go on for a good while before I revealed that I'm invincible.

[Necromanta]

It won't be boring. It just will be one epic attack. (That's super EFFECTIVE, might I add. =D )