No longer single

[e-jewell]

I am no longer single. I have happily begun a relationship with the following, and never in my life have I been more joyous. I am now certain that I have found the one for me:

He has about a million cousins scattered across the world. Anybody who's single should consider meeting them, if you're desperately lonely. They don't cheat without your permission, they know exactly how you like to be touched, and they really do complete you. Amazing family of people.

[Homicidalheathen]

I have an ongoing relationship with my hand as well, I got carpel tunnel that way lol

[Msterbeau]

HE? I thought it was a she. You know... Rosy.

Boy am I feeling embarrassed now...

[e-jewell]

HE? I thought it was a she. You know... Rosy.

Boy am I feeling embarrassed now...

Psh obviously you're dating my boyfriend's sister, no need to be embarrassed. Although they are practically twins...

Hey, that kinda makes us related, if we end up marrying our beloveds

[Msterbeau]

Psh obviously you're dating my boyfriend's sister, no need to be embarrassed. Although they are practically twins...

Hey, that kinda makes us related, if we end up marrying our beloveds

I feel like we should move to West Virginia or something.

[Rev.Reverence]

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.

[Der Nister]

Miss Michigan.

[taysteewonderbunny]

I have an ongoing relationship with my hand as well, I got carpel tunnel that way lol

Oh my. Reminds me of an old terrible joke I wrote.

Did you hear about the girl with the chronic masturbatory reflex?

She got carpals in her tunnel syndrome.

[TomCat]

I feel like we should move to West Virginia or something.

It's just like Kentucky Marc....and you were there a while...

[Eevee]

Reminds of a joke from Monday...

Eleven: "I'm sorry. I can't date you...I'm already with someone. If I do anything with you, I'd be cheating on myself."

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

*giggles*

[thewhiterecluse]

Yep, when all else fails Jill knows best. Been getting me off since 95'

[Brenda Starrr]

I have carpal tunnel, and therefore choose B.O.B. when I can't have Jeff.

[Darkprayer]

Lol, I guess that makes me no longer single either!

[Oh_My_Goth]

Good one...

[Rev.Reverence]

I have carpal tunnel, and therefore choose B.O.B. when I can't have Jeff.

Who the fuck is "Jeff"...I thought YOU & TOM were married...he's SURE gonna' be mad...

BrendaTom StarrCat

..did I invent those memories???

....am I losin' my freakin' minds again?

[TomCat]

I have carpal tunnel, and therefore choose B.O.B. when I can't have Jeff.

Who the fuck is "Jeff"...I thought YOU & TOM were married...he's SURE gonna' be mad...

BrendaTom StarrCat

..did I invent those memories???

....am I losin' my freakin' minds again?

I iz Jeff, Rev. Never fear. Tomcat was my old college era DJ name.

[Msterbeau]

We are NEVER single. We just hide our master or mistress in plain sight...

[Rev.Reverence]

I iz Jeff, Rev. Never fear. Tomcat was my old college era DJ name.

...Oh.....that's a bit less confusing then isn't it... What...you waz DJ???

[TomCat]

...Oh.....that's a bit less confusing then isn't it... What...you waz DJ???

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I DJed the Thursday and Saturday 12-4am shift for two years in college and did a few guests stints at a bar in Royal Oak in the early 90s called 3-Ds (now Luna).

[Rev.Reverence]

I DJed the Thursday and Saturday 12-4am shift for two years in college and did a few guests stints at a bar in Royal Oak in the early 90s called 3-Ds (now Luna).

...OH...not as cool as teh-Bowie eh...

[TomCat]

...OH...not as cool as teh-Bowie eh...

no one is THAT cool.

[Brenda Starrr]

no one is THAT cool.

Damn skippy. Bowie is swanktastic.

[Rev.Reverence]

no one is THAT cool.

...apparently...O_M_G thinks I am the next best thing! I feel