Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200$

[TheGimp]

well my friends Monday I'm off to jail Monday and doing about 30 days so if i dont reply to any msgs its cuz well iam locked up...and ill se everyone sometime in February

[Destroit]

Awww, that's something shitty right there! We'll miss your posts.

I'd say watch out for the big guy in the shower, but you said jail not prison, so I doubt you'll have to worry about that much.

[TomCat]

We'll catch up with you on the other side amigo! Hang in there and keep your nose clean. Remember to use "the story!"

[TheGimp]

yes i wil my budy got in a bar fight i jumped in cuz it was 4 on 1 and one if em turned out t be a dirty cop gotcha

[TomCat]

And here's some rudimentary Arabic slang to get you by:

boost-tee-zee= kiss my ass

Jah-hash=jackass

Zub=dick

Char-nu-nah=boogar

Yella Yella!=hurry your ass on up

Wall-och!=Watch it!

[Scary Guy]

Dirty cop?

www.ratemycop.com

HAVE FUN!

[Homicidalheathen]

yes i wil my budy got in a bar fight i jumped in cuz it was 4 on 1 and one if em turned out t be a dirty cop gotcha

that sucks...hang in there and let us know when your out

[Oh_My_Goth]

You kids are always getting into trouble

Well, hugz to ya kido..... See ya soon

[TheGimp]

iam not always gettng into trouble lol...just a slip up

[Destroit]

And here's some rudimentary Arabic slang to get you by:

boost-tee-zee= kiss my ass

Jah-hash=jackass

Zub=dick

Char-nu-nah=boogar

Yella Yella!=hurry your ass on up

Wall-och!=Watch it!

Arabic...? Why the hell Arabic? He's going to jail, not Iraq, and it's a bit racist to imply that everyone in jail is Arabic (or I hope to God that's not what you're implying, it's not even accurate either).

[Scary Guy]

Arabic...? Why the hell Arabic? He's going to jail, not Iraq, and it's a bit racist to imply that everyone in jail is Arabic (or I hope to God that's not what you're implying, it's not even accurate either).

Yeah, after all everyone knows they're all black.

*ducks*

[SkYFiRe]

Arabic...? Why the hell Arabic? He's going to jail, not Iraq, and it's a bit racist to imply that everyone in jail is Arabic (or I hope to God that's not what you're implying, it's not even accurate either).

he'll be in a jail in dearborn

[Brenda Starrr]

We'll catch up with you on the other side amigo! Hang in there and keep your nose clean. Remember to use "the story!"

We'll visit

Arabic...? Why the hell Arabic? He's going to jail, not Iraq, and it's a bit racist to imply that everyone in jail is Arabic (or I hope to God that's not what you're implying, it's not even accurate either).

You weren't there last night. You don't know the entire conversation. Jeff is in no way a racist. Dearborn Hts is mainly Arabic. My Arabic Spa manager even said so.

When you talk about how much you hate kids, THAT must be okay.

[Scary Guy]

he'll be in a jail in dearborn

Makes sense to me.

OK I must apologize for the last comment. Statically people in jail by ethnicity can be found at http://www.swivel.com/graphs/show/5145666 It just happens to be mostly black.

Also most crimes are minor offenses too. Usually drug possession.

[Rev.Reverence]

he'll be in a jail in dearborn

..that MIGHT matter...

.....have a safe trip...

[Destroit]

he'll be in a jail in dearborn

ROFL, so bad, I guess that makes a little more sense, demographically speaking then.

[Brenda Starrr]

ROFL, so bad, I guess that makes a little more sense, demographically speaking then.

*kicks Cher in the pants*

[Destroit]

You weren't there last night.

Exactly, and neither was anyone else on the board, I try to keep that in mind when posting.

And I don't HATE kids...I'm horribly annoyed by them to the point where I wouldn't want any of my own. Hate would imply that I go around and like hit them with my cars while they're walking home from school or something, and that's definately not the case. I fucking babysit for God's sake .

[TheGimp]

yea well iam going to Deaborn jail and Dearborn and as everyone knows aside from a few cities in the middle east dearborn has the second highest arabic population is america so assumeing iam going to jail in the second highest capti of arabics were only assumeing that the jail would hold some people of arabic decent

but as far as that gose iam not a racist person either dosent really matter much to me what creed religon or skin tone you have if ya show me respect ill show you the same back

[Brenda Starrr]

Exactly, and neither was anyone else on the board, I try to keep that in mind when posting.

And I don't HATE kids...I'm horribly annoyed by them to the point where I wouldn't want any of my own. Hate would imply that I go around and like hit them with my cars while they're walking home from school or something, and that's definately not the case .

So, I can't give you mine?? Sheesh!!!

[hunhee]

Oh no!!! we'll miss you!!

[TomCat]

Arabic...? Why the hell Arabic? He's going to jail, not Iraq, and it's a bit racist to imply that everyone in jail is Arabic (or I hope to God that's not what you're implying, it's not even accurate either).

Based on my conversation with theGimp (Perhaps you had to be there...) he's going to THE DEARBORN CITY JAIL. And I'm quite sure theGimp already knows a few savory phrases in English. But for if/when he has a run in with any persons of vMiddle eastern descent, he'll now be prepared.

I also know how to say "I spit on your family, fuck your mom, and fuck your family " in Arabic too, but I don't want my lil' buddy starting a Jihad while he's in there. Them's serious fightin' words.

and, umm, thanks for having my back, to all that know that I am not a racist, and mentioned so here. I just happen to work in Dearborn a lot, love Lebanese food, and swearing in as many languages as possible.

[Brenda Starrr]

I just happen to work in Dearborn a lot, love Lebanese food, and swearing in as many languages as possible.

I kinda like Lesbians, too.

[Rayne]

Dearborn Hts is mainly Arabic.

LoL, actually ... that would be Dearborn.

I worked there for awhile with the Wayne County Head Start Program.

Dearborn Heights (which is right next to my hometown) is smaller and pretty diverse.

[TheGimp]

my old boss was lebanese he was one cool dude