Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200$

[Brenda Starrr]

LoL, actually ... that would be Dearborn.

I worked there for awhile with the Wayne County Head Start Program.

Dearborn Heights (which is right next to my hometown) is smaller and pretty diverse.

I meant NOT to put the Hts there, but it was stuck in my head. Sorry!

[Rev.Reverence]

I also know how to say "I spit on your family, fuck your mom, and fuck your family " in Arabic too, but I don't want my lil' buddy starting a Jihad while he's in there. Them's serious fightin' words.

I got a really horrid visual of US never seeing gimp again...

[Rev.Reverence]

I kinda like Lesbians, too.

+1

[TomCat]

ANYWAY PEOPLE...

I'll miss the Gimp misunderstanding the words that are coming outta my mouth (Stolen from Chris Rock in Rush Hour) like in the photo when I said lick her BOOTS...and he aimed a lil too high...(see Circus Obscene thread for incriminating photos)

[Brenda Starrr]

At least he won't have Colon Blow. At least, not the kind WE'RE taking.

[Rayne]

I meant NOT to put the Hts there, but it was stuck in my head. Sorry!

LoL, that's okay, they are right next to each other and easily confused if your not from around there.

[TomCat]

I got a really horrid visual of US never seeing gimp again...

Which is exactly why I didn't share those phrases with Mr theGimp. LOL

[TheGimp]

I got a really horrid visual of US never seeing gimp again...

lol no you shall see me agian in 30...

[pomba gira]

Bummer! Take care of yourself sweetie, stay out of (further) trouble and know you're in my thoughts. May the time go quickly!

[TheGimp]

Bummer! Take care of yourself sweetie, stay out of (further) trouble and know you're in my thoughts. May the time go quickly!

i sure hope so i aint ganna sweat it to much

[TheGimp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RLD6jFFSuI

sorry i had to...

[Head Wreck]

take care chief

[Riku Namako]

I hope ya don't end up like Will Arnett did in that movie "lets go to prison"

good luck man.

[TheGimp]

oh hell no this will not be me...

[e-jewell]

Good luck and all, people have done fine through worse.

Just a side note. I have worked for 4 different Lebanese men myself in my life, and including friends and family, know of an additional 3. From my own experience and from those of others, all of them were greedy assholes, and not just because they were bosses.

My old boss made a worker pay him for a bottle of water, when we worked in a small office of about 4-5 people. It was attached to a warehouse. The guy had been lifting heavy boxes all day.

I was a maid for a Lebanese woman when I was younger, and she insulted my entire country for not having our women in the kitchen 24/7. From what I understand that's one of the nicer types.

Not stating an opinion on Lebanese people, so let's all not get our panties in a bunch. Just saying, look at the facts. Also don't bother starting a discussion on Lebanese people with me as tends to happen, I'm not entertained enough to check this thread again after I post this.

[Destroit]

I was a maid for a Lebanese woman when I was younger, and she insulted my entire country for not having our women in the kitchen 24/7. From what I understand that's one of the nicer types.

PSSHT! Well I'm a cross of an angry German, violent Scandinavian, and bitter British heritage, and to me those are some ass-beating words if I ever heard any. I do not hesistate to beat ass when the time calls for it, and that tool-bitch was asking for it.

But then again, I'm the same person who gets a strange sense of satisfaction when a housewive is dumped by her husband when he goes out and gets a newer better and younger model ('tis what housewives are for, yes, fucking and cleaning and being a pet?) and leaves her high and dry with no money or skills. That's what you get for being a freeloader, imo.

[Rev.Reverence]

ANYWAY PEOPLE...

I'll miss the Gimp misunderstanding the words that are coming outta my mouth (Stolen from Chris Rock in Rush Hour) like in the photo when I said lick her BOOTS...and he aimed a lil too high...(see Circus Obscene thread for incriminating photos)

Which is exactly why I didn't share those phrases with Mr theGimp. LOL

lol no you shall see me agian in 30...

There is no emoticon for:

*wipes sweat from brow*

Whew!

[jynxxxedangel]

*sends Gimp a metal object cleverly concealed in a cake*

A harmonica!!!!

[TitsMcGee]

Take care of yourself hun, keep your head down.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Take care of yourself hun, keep your head down.

...but not too far down, mmkay?

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

That really sucks allot, good luck though.

Maybe you'll get lucky and go to this jail

[TheGimp]

LOL yes ill keep my head down but not in bubbas lap and tanks for the harmonica jynxxy ill write a tune about you when iam in jail and yes jessika that would fuckin rock if i went to that jail

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Cant you get us an adress so we could write you, Letters are always awesome to get when your locked up. When my sis ad most of my friends where I would send them letters all the time. They said it really cheered them up

[TheGimp]

ill see what i can do for an address u guys are ganna have to get it after i get there and i get my processing number or whatever and the address to the jail

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

ill see what i can do for an address u guys are ganna have to get it after i get there and i get my processing number or whatever and the address to the jail

Well then you need to get someones adress on here and give it to them then they can post it