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wonders if Human Noodle Soup makes chickens feel better when they're sick?

:bow:animier::respect::rofl::thumbup:

I wonder if I can find a better job and quick. I know we live in MI, but I just don't want Jeff to be burdened with everything. It's not fair.

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I wonder why getting up is so hard after a four hour workout! :sad:

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I wonder what blackjacks abs feel like rowr

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I wonder why getting up is so hard after a four hour workout! :sad:

I wonder if Black Jack is crazy.

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I wonder if the Colon Blow is making my dreams all fucked up...I just got e-mails back from Stanley Kubric, Steven King, and Francis Ford Coppola about my dreams and making them into a movie, and they're telling me I am effed in the head. Seriously! :ohmy:

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I wonder what a nonbeliever of a single deity would say, if I asked how many dead atheists it takes to screw in Heaven's lightbulb?

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Would she still love you even if you forgot to feed her? If so, then, yes. She's a dog. If she quietly pees in your favorite shoes to get even with you, then she is in fact feline.

She's a cat then :)

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I wonder sometimes if I'm truly destined to find love. I also wonder what I should make for lunch tomorrow after class.

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I wonder why Ferris makes us do fire drills...and makes us go outside...when its fricken cold outside!

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I wonder why Ferris makes us do fire drills...and makes us go outside...when its fricken cold outside!

they don't call it F U for nothing, Candyman.

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I wonder why we still have to live in freakin antarctica... Brrrrrrr

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Mundane: I wonder WTF is wrong with my hip. I could hardly walk last night.

And I wonder if anyone will ever prove that methadone really does make your teeth crumble away.

Profound: I wonder if I were in one of those sci fi scenarios where someone has to go back in time and do crazy shit to ensure the eventual existence of the human race- would I bother?

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I wonder where I'm wandering.

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I wonder why it's so cold if we're supposed to be "warming" :cold:

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they don't call it F U for nothing, Candyman.

Ah very good point...

I also wonder why we don't have a Ferris wheel...not to be funny or anything they just kick ass!

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...I wonder why I am so often drowsy at this time of day.

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I wonder if anyone can loan me their cat carrier for next week. Sammy Davis Jr., Jr. is losing his balls next Wednesday.

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I wonder why (unlike many states that do so when it snows,) aren't the plows out before the start of the morning rush.

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I wonder if anyone can loan me their cat carrier for next week. Sammy Davis Jr., Jr. is losing his balls next Wednesday.

Yesh. I can. And I live near you too. Let me know when I can bring it over this weekend.

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i wonder who the first person or persons thought oral sex would be a good idea?

*not that iam bitching*

but seriously who was the first man or woman to go hey iamma stick your wily in my mouth and bob up and down and see how it feels

and the same with licking a girl own there?

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i wonder who the first person or persons thought oral sex would be a good idea?

*not that iam bitching*

but seriously who was the first man or woman to go hey iamma stick your wily in my mouth and bob up and down and see how it feels

and the same with licking a girl own there?

I wonder who would bitch about that???

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seriously brenda iamnot bitching one bit...but think about it imagine the first woman ever in the world to think...hmmm i would like to put his member in my mouth and suck and the guy to get it i wonder what he was thinking....she wants me to put my thing in a hole that has razor sharp teeth used for biting and chewing but she wants to suck on it?.....

same with oral sex for women whos the first guy to go i wanna stick my tounge in there

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I wonder if the "mothership" will arrive tomorrow?

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beam me up scotty

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seriously brenda iamnot bitching one bit...but think about it imagine the first woman ever in the world to think...hmmm i would like to put his member in my mouth and suck and the guy to get it i wonder what he was thinking....she wants me to put my thing in a hole that has razor sharp teeth used for biting and chewing but she wants to suck on it?.....

same with oral sex for women whos the first guy to go i wanna stick my tounge in there

It probably happened while very young. When we're kids, we want to stick EVERYTHING into our mouths.

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