Female RAAGGGEEE Thread!

[e-jewell]

I'm in that percentage of women, whatever it may be, that happen to get especially painful menstrual cramps. I'm incapacitated for a day or two, every month, and can barely walk to the closet to get my heavy duty pain pills. I know there are more of you cursed ones out there... this thread goes out to you. Rant, threaten your reproductive organs as if they're in front of you, just bitch about cramps or menstruation in general. Bonus points for luring men in here to make them uncomfortable.

This one goes out to this finicky, selfish little bastard.

You. Mother. Fucker. If I ever have the pleasure of meeting you in person I will beat you raw, do you hear me? Traitor to thine own body, hater of thine own SANCTUARY! I swear to God Almighty that I will put you through so much pain, smiling and possibly orgasming the entire time... and that will be but a fraction of what you've done to me all these years.

You are a selfish fucking asshole, bitch, whatever it is you call yourself. You seem the most sensitive part of me... masochistically and retardedly slamming yourself into walls, and rubbing yourself against some sort of organic sandpaper with your stupid reproductive tongues hanging out and a dumb look on your face. I would glean only the highest pleasure from holding you in my hands and SQUEEZING YOU TIGHTLY until the blood runs dry, then leaving you to bake and fry in the hot sun, dinner of carrion for buzzards.

I SWEAR, on my life, that as soon as I give birth to 2-3 children, I'M HAVING YOU PERMANENTLY REMOVED.

FUCK you, Uterus. Fuck your selfish ways.

[Brenda Starrr]

You too today, eh??

I'm ready to beat shit up.

[e-jewell]

LET IT OUT, sista! SCREAM at the uterus!

Here's a visual to aid your release process.

Edited January 26, 2009 by Rayne
picture against DGN rules

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

stupid uterus!

this is what mine's suppose to look like:

the poly-cystic one

[Brenda Starrr]

If I take a half a Vicoprofen, NO screaming will occur.

[Scary Guy]

Just go crash into a giant uterus!

(Seriously, don't listen to me)

Edited January 25, 2009 by Scary Guy

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

[Brenda Starrr]

Just go crash into a giant uterus!

(Seriously, don't listen to me)

See? You can be funny.

[e-jewell]

See? You can be funny.

What kind of heartless woman are you? This man isn't being funny! He clearly was born with a ram-shaped uterus 3 inches above his prostate, and wishes to relay this info metaphorically. You are amongst friends, sg. Your man uterus deserves our malice just as any other uterus.

[Msterbeau]

My nomination for funniest thread of the month.

[Scary Guy]

What kind of heartless woman are you? This man isn't being funny! He clearly was born with a ram-shaped uterus 3 inches above his prostate, and wishes to relay this info metaphorically. You are amongst friends, sg. Your man uterus deserves our malice just as any other uterus.

Honestly I'm more concerned with my mangina :D

[Brenda Starrr]

What kind of heartless woman are you? This man isn't being funny! He clearly was born with a ram-shaped uterus 3 inches above his prostate, and wishes to relay this info metaphorically. You are amongst friends, sg. Your man uterus deserves our malice just as any other uterus.

You're right. I have no heart. LOL

Could someone PLEASE take over my volunteer organization? No heartless woman should be allowed to be the founder of the Motor City Pinup Dolls!!!

*snort*

[Brenda Starrr]

Honestly I'm more concerned with my mangina :D

Which is chock-FULL of sand!!!

*ducks*

[Scary Guy]

Which is chock-FULL of sand!!!

*ducks*

Saw it coming actually.

Would I be out of line if I told you to eat me?

Oh I'm having way too much fun with this thread.

[e-jewell]

[Scary Guy]

Go back to /b

[e-jewell]

lol actually OC right there. I made it from my original uterine depiction.

btw wtf is /b?

[Rayne]

Just a reminder - pictures posted need to meet DGN guidelines.

[Reaper]

I'm in that percentage of women, whatever it may be, that happen to get especially painful menstrual cramps. I'm incapacitated for a day or two, every month, and can barely walk to the closet to get my heavy duty pain pills. I know there are more of you cursed ones out there... this thread goes out to you. Rant, threaten your reproductive organs as if they're in front of you, just bitch about cramps or menstruation in general. Bonus points for luring men in here to make them uncomfortable.

This one goes out to this finicky, selfish little bastard.

You. Mother. Fucker. If I ever have the pleasure of meeting you in person I will beat you raw, do you hear me? Traitor to thine own body, hater of thine own SANCTUARY! I swear to God Almighty that I will put you through so much pain, smiling and possibly orgasming the entire time... and that will be but a fraction of what you've done to me all these years.

You are a selfish fucking asshole, bitch, whatever it is you call yourself. You seem the most sensitive part of me... masochistically and retardedly slamming yourself into walls, and rubbing yourself against some sort of organic sandpaper with your stupid reproductive tongues hanging out and a dumb look on your face. I would glean only the highest pleasure from holding you in my hands and SQUEEZING YOU TIGHTLY until the blood runs dry, then leaving you to bake and fry in the hot sun, dinner of carrion for buzzards.

I SWEAR, on my life, that as soon as I give birth to 2-3 children, I'M HAVING YOU PERMANENTLY REMOVED.

FUCK you, Uterus. Fuck your selfish ways.

You know, you could almost say that your image there looks like the result of a womans rage. Kinda looks like the aftermath of a guys cock with each of this balls stretched out to ungodly ends.

[Reaper]

LOL, looks like a character from Star Wars. "eeek ok uuump ek ohnu"

Edited January 26, 2009 by Reaper

[Brenda Starrr]

Saw it coming actually.

Would I be out of line if I told you to eat me?

Oh I'm having way too much fun with this thread.

LMAO...nope. Bring it.

LOL

Just a reminder - pictures posted need to meet DGN guidelines.

What's wrong with her neato uterus?? There's no nudity. No pornography. It's a uterus. A very pissed off uterus.

[candyman]

You know, you could almost say that your image there looks like the result of a womans rage. Kinda looks like the aftermath of a guys cock with each of this balls stretched out to ungodly ends.

That is the reason I have my bodyguards shoot my ex-"lovers" on sight....don't want that happening to me

[Rayne]

What's wrong with her neato uterus?? There's no nudity. No pornography. It's a uterus. A very pissed off uterus.

There was one rather explicit one that showed all -- all the others are fine.

[Brenda Starrr]

There was one rather explicit one that showed all -- all the others are fine.

Oh. I left for 5 minutes and missed out. Dammit.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Best

Thread

EVER!!!!