howdy all

[Rivers the Cleric]

finally had some free time, and wanted to catch up with all of you.. if you remember me from the old DGN.. i was the guy with insanly bad luck with women, and recived astounding levels of crotch damage on a fairly regular basis.

not a lot has changed.

just wanted to start getting back into things i lused to enjoy.

[ManicQueen]

Hell-O and Welcome back

B~

[Head Wreck]

hello there. welcome back chief

and no one has worse luck than me

[phee]

Nice to see you again...

[Rivers the Cleric]

good to finally get back....

i would have come back sooner, but the institution wouldnt allow me internet accsess.....

actually, i just got done rebuilding my computer, from scratch..... kind of lost the old one, in a bad breakup.... actually, i didnt lose it... it's in pieces, in a trashbag next to me.

[revoltedhorror]

Welcome back.

[LuthienTheFallen]

hello

[Homicidalheathen]

I just wanna know about this crotch damage. Did you catch something or get knee'd in da nuts???

finally had some free time, and wanted to catch up with all of you.. if you remember me from the old DGN.. i was the guy with insanly bad luck with women, and recived astounding levels of crotch damage on a fairly regular basis.

not a lot has changed.

just wanted to start getting back into things i lused to enjoy.

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[Rivers the Cleric]

ummm.... let me try to remember the list, from the start.

round 1997 or so, i was doing martial arts pretty heavily. they started training me to fight full contact, and one night while training, it turned out that i had a faulty athletic cup. the plastic shattered, turned inward, and cut off my left testicle.

2 weeks later, they had me start teaching women's self defence. that kind of involves a good bit of hits to that area, and i couldnt/wouldnt wear another athletic cup, after that.

since then, there have been a few things directed towards that area.

assorted kicks to the crotch.

had a guitar string go through that area, when i did look where i was sitting.

set on fire, once or twice.

had a computer land on it.

tazed in that area, by a friend who thought it was funny.

and a bunch of random, minor crap.

at this point in time, i'm kind of happy it still works....

[wheresmypiggy]

ummm.... let me try to remember the list, from the start.

round 1997 or so, i was doing martial arts pretty heavily. they started training me to fight full contact, and one night while training, it turned out that i had a faulty athletic cup. the plastic shattered, turned inward, and cut off my left testicle.

2 weeks later, they had me start teaching women's self defence. that kind of involves a good bit of hits to that area, and i couldnt/wouldnt wear another athletic cup, after that.

since then, there have been a few things directed towards that area.

assorted kicks to the crotch.

had a guitar string go through that area, when i did look where i was sitting.

set on fire, once or twice.

had a computer land on it.

tazed in that area, by a friend who thought it was funny.

and a bunch of random, minor crap.

at this point in time, i'm kind of happy it still works....

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Umm yeah, so you need a new hobby.

[Rivers the Cleric]

umm... my hobbies tend to revolve around protecting my crotch, now.

the only really useful thing i got out of kung fu, is the fact that i am disturbingly flexable.... something that seems to disturb more people, than it does anything else.... i'm a 300 lb man, who can do a full split, and put my legs behind my head.

this is a trick i do at parties, but serves no actual use.

[wheresmypiggy]

umm... my hobbies tend to revolve around protecting my crotch, now.

the only really useful thing i got out of kung fu, is the fact that i am disturbingly flexable.... something that seems to disturb more people, than it does anything else.... i'm a 300 lb man, who can do a full split, and put my legs behind my head.

this is a trick i do at parties, but serves no actual use.

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Freaky.

[Rivers the Cleric]

yeah, it is. but it's one hell of a conversation starter.

[Brenda Starrr]

Sorry to be so late on this, but welcome back, Rivers! Good to see you!

[Nerdcore]

welcome back !