Quarantined Infirmary: share your disease with us here

[taysteewonderbunny]

Since so many of us are in the grips of those microscopic demons--bacterial and viral infections--who are running amok, turning noses into faucets, tear ducts into noses, shredding throats, torturing ears, filling swollen sinus cavities, plaguing lungs, upsetting stomachs, wrenching guts, and filling our bones with ache, I thought here would be a good place to share with us your gripes and convalescence. Come get the cyber hugs and loves that aren't contagious.

[jynxxxedangel]

Can't we just start blaming people whom we think are responsible?? It's so much more fun!!

[taysteewonderbunny]

Can't we just start blaming people whom we think are responsible?? It's so much more fun!!

Sure! Doubt it was me, but it makes me wonder. Who did I get sick? Raise your hands. I know I was too social too soon and went out when I should have stayed home. I was bored, and now you're paying the price. So sorry! Sling your mud here too.

[Destroit]

Also, this thread is a good idea because it serves the purpose of letting those people who aren't ill know who they should stay away from the upcoming weekend at CC.

[Scales]

I have the highly contagious pink eye, my friend and I are gucky-visioned creatures of the night.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Also, this thread is a good idea because it serves the purpose of letting those people who aren't ill know who they should stay away from the upcoming weekend at CC.

Truly. But I'm doing CC the favor of staying away from it. I love a little empathy, but I don't want you all ill with me!

[taysteewonderbunny]

I have the highly contagious pink eye, my friend and I are gucky-visioned creatures of the night.

Aw. That's how my whole mess started. Scratchy throat and red swollen eyes. Look like a zombie, do ya?

[Head Wreck]

someone please cure me from cold sores

[Rev.Reverence]

*brings in tea service for 30 & runs*

[Simon Bar Sinister]

someone please cure me from cold sores

Oh, man - I just can't...

[Nienna]

I had "the cold" last week. It's turned into a sinus infection, and my head is FULL of cement!

[candyman]

yeah...just started on my cold...right after my second helping of shingles!

[Brenda Starrr]

Are we allowed to talk about poop here?

[jynxxxedangel]

Having a bad bout with the flu will most certainly help one to realize the perks of having the loo close to the sink basin..

[taysteewonderbunny]

Are we allowed to talk about poop here?

yes, you can talk about poop here. And boogers. And eye gunk. And ear wax. And general bad smells, bad feelings, aches, fevers, blisters, rashes and whatever else makes you wish you could be comatose until it is over.

[Guest greyhalo]

I have the highly contagious pink eye, my friend and I are gucky-visioned creatures of the night.

I had that a couple of weeks ago too--along with chronic bronchitis and a sinus infection. After 4 rounds of antibiotics and some steroids, I think I'm OK now.

[TitsMcGee]

Im suprisingly healthy. But I feel pain for all you sickies.

[Brenda Starrr]

My allergies are kicking my ASS, and I'm now out of meds. Phuck Mei...

[taysteewonderbunny]

My allergies are kicking my ASS, and I'm now out of meds. Phuck Mei...

OTC or scrip?

[taysteewonderbunny]

I'm feeling really, really crummy. It's my best friend in the whole wide world's birthday party tonight (liljrockbunny). I planned it over a week ago and have been preparing all week. Now that the day is here, I'm too sick to go! :cry

At least I got to see her when I dropped the food by and give her a great big hug. She promises to come over this weekend to keep me company with a movie--some sort of Chinese romance set in feudal times, but with the hilarious glaring anachronism of a rave complete with glowsticking in it, CAN'T WAIT!--and I was able to see her open her presents. Yay! Plus Az was a sweetie and says he'll broadcast the party to me on webcam tonight. So I got some contact with my favoritist lay-deee in allz zee worl'.

[prick]

My back is still a bit sore from falling down the stairs.

[taysteewonderbunny]

My back is still a bit sore from falling down the stairs.

Wha? Huh? When?

[taysteewonderbunny]

All I know is I had one hell a poop today

it kinda started out solid,then peanut buttery(tar like)

and ended in Hershey Squirts(fiery hot!)

it must have been the White Castles I had at work earlier,it took

almost a whole roll of (butt tape)TP to wipe

and I plugged the toilet as well,here is some advice,if you ever get the pasty poop,

always have TP on hand and take a shower right away,or else

you'll get chaffy,note ham is also notorious for the pasties as well.

and remember to chew your corn and peanuts very well

or else they may saw at your chocolately starfish on the way out.

Ever have the slime? The stuff you just can't leave behind for anyone else to see even if it IS a public toilet? You know what I mean, has the consistency of molasses and sticks to the bowl? I hate that stuff.

[TygerLili]

Truly. But I'm doing CC the favor of staying away from it. I love a little empathy, but I don't want you all ill with me!

Yeah, that and you don't want it to make you sicker. No offense, but I really wonder about the sanity of those who talk about being sick all week, then go to City on Saturday night.

As for me, I am finally feeling well today. Aside from being sore and tired, from being on my feet all day, and a little allergy nonsense, I feel 200% better.

Hang in there everyone!

[taysteewonderbunny]

My boogers are diminishing in viscosity, quantity and color. I think this is a positive omen.