Bible translated into LOLCat?

[Msterbeau]

Yessiree: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

[jynxxxedangel]

The first book of Genesis is classic.

[Msterbeau]

The first book of Genesis is classic.

Indeed...

"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good."

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

OMG!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Maybe thats only funny to people who hate Christianity.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

i don' hate Christianity... I just happen to have a sense of humor.

[hunhee]

Someone had a LOT of time on their hands?

[n0Mad]

I happen to be a very devout Christian and try to go to church weekly where I give Children's Sermon's, read scriptures, and teach Bible studies. And I happened to find this project fsking hilarious. I checked out Romans because I think it's the best book in the Bible and I was hyperventilating from laughing so hard at just the first few verses.

Romans 1

Paul Sez Hai

¹ Dis r a letr frum Paul cuz Ceiling Cat askt me tells about teh Gud Nuuz. ² R teh same Gud Nuuz dat Ceiling Cat sed a long tiem ago in teh holi skripchurs. ³ Teh Gud Nuuz r about teh Baybeh Jebus, who huz grate grate grate grate grate grandson uf King David, ⁴ an we can knows he r teh son uf Ceiling Cat cuz he wuz ded, then zomg, he r alive. ⁵ So Ceiling Cat ses we haf to tell evrbdy wat he did, an then they can obeh.

⁶ An Jebus, he r callsing all uf u. ⁷ I is writing to evrybdy in Rome who Ceiling Cat luvs. An may Ceiling Cat gives u cheezbrgrs an u can has cookiez.

Verse 4 is the best.

[TygerLili]

Someone had a LOT of time on their hands?

That was my first reaction.

And I'd be willing to bet that the person who put this together is a Christian and knows the Bible very well. The more you know about the original, the funnier the spoof usually is.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

yeah, i agree.... lol

[StormKnight (1)]

Funny. But I had to stop reading it because I would end up typing LOLCat.

[Mean Salley]

I happen to be a very devout Christian and try to go to church weekly where I give Children's Sermon's, read scriptures, and teach Bible studies. And I happened to find this project fsking hilarious. I checked out Romans because I think it's the best book in the Bible and I was hyperventilating from laughing so hard at just the first few verses.

Verse 4 is the best.

This is awesome, It's going to take me a while to get through all of it. I can't wait to read Song of Solomon, Revelations and the prohetic stuff in Daniel. Lolcat sex and apocalypse.

This ranks right up there with the classic, "First shalt thou pull out the holy pin then shalt thou count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Count thou not to four, neither count thou two, unless thou wouldst then proceed to three. Five is right out..."

[taysteewonderbunny]

Wow. What an advancement over Gutenburg. We've come a long way, baby.

[n0Mad]

Wow. What an advancement over Gutenburg. We've come a long way, baby.

Steve Guttenberg? "Mahoney!!!"

[Msterbeau]

Never mind. I think it was address adequately above...

[bean]

This is some funny stuff. I would love to see other things translated in LOLCat

"An so teh threeth day jazzhands."

[Msterbeau]

This is some funny stuff. I would love to see other things translated in LOLCat

"An so teh threeth day jazzhands."

I have half my profile from OKC tranlated into LOLcat.

I need to finish it up.

[bean]

I have half my profile from OKC tranlated into LOLcat.

I need to finish it up.

Nice