I hate books

[Brenda Starrr]

MsMaldoror I really think you're awesome and I would never intend to hurt you profession or your livelihood. This thread was all in jest.  I would love to get together and read with you.  Please do not read the next paragraph though.

Hey Fierce Critter, I think my plan is working!  I think she's falling for it.

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I knew I smelled Slack Funday stew.

[Fierce Critter]

Hey Fierce Critter, I think my plan is working!  I think she's falling for it.

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He did it all for the bookie, the bookie...

[Brenda Starrr]

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :woot:

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I think he's suffering from a head injury due to shaving his head too much...

Did you take your medication BS?

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[soothsayer]

I'm writing a book so I can say I still enjoy books and reading them. I also want to sell many copies of MY BOOK so I will remember to not ask BS what he thinks of mine. :fear

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Batgirl was a librarian...

[pomba gira]

READ OR DIE!!!

I have fantasies about Yomiko Readman where she makes sex toys out ov paper... and the British Library dude licks tea off our naked bodies... of course we are doing all this on piles ov erotic books that Yomiko has transmuted into satin futons...

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I think you're my soul mate... :grin

READ OR DIE!!!

I have fantasies about Yomiko Readman where she makes sex toys out ov paper... and the British Library dude licks tea off our naked bodies... of course we are doing all this on piles ov erotic books that Yomiko has transmuted into satin futons...

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[cthulhu63]

Sorry, I love books. I read almost all the time. My idea of vacation is sitting in a chair reading in silence. I love books so much that I've chosen to write them for a living. While I will agree that some books suck, I still enjoy the great ones so much that it is well worth it.

[Black Sunday9]

Sorry, I love books.  I read almost all the time.  My idea of vacation is sitting in a chair reading in silence.  I love books so much that I've chosen to write them for a living.  While I will agree that some books suck, I still enjoy the great ones so much that it is well worth it.

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I will be holding a book burning this week, you in?

[phee]

Can it be C++ programming books?

[pomba gira]

I think you're my soul mate... :grin

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Sweet, you can join me & Yomi-chan next time we get together!

[paradox]

i love books.

i have lots.

if i had it my way, we'd all read books all the time!

i can get into some exitentialism, but i have to agree on camus, based on my experiences thus far.

if yer gonna burn books, burn Camus' The Plague. i hated that book. by the end, i wish I had the plague! yes, it was that miserable.

oh, and who needs reality TV when we have teh intra-web??

burn yer TVs!!!!!

ps. is this a 'swastikas optional' book burning? :blink

[Vater Araignee]

Bring it Fire Man --- Fahrenheit 451 ref

Read it and learn RAY ROCKS

Marvel rules

[Fierce Critter]

i have to agree on camus, based on my experiences thus far.

if yer gonna burn books, burn Camus' The Plague.  i hated that book.  by the end, i wish I had the plague!  yes, it was that miserable.

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I tried to read that one when I finished "The Stranger". I don't think I made it past the first 3 chapters.

Gads.

[sinnaminn]

So there you have it.

I hate books. what a waste of time.  in 2005 I see no need for books.

the guy who wrote fear and loathing in las vegas sucks too, I forget his name.

So in conclusion.....books suck.  videogames and comic books rule.

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ummm.give me eyecandy,pretty,delicious,eyecandy!

[Guest Game of Chance]

So in conclusion.....books suck.  videogames and comic books rule.

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Yeah, but how do you really feel about books? =)

[Scary Guy]

I don't read, except for online. I take the synopsis and major quotes of books and learn from that. I have no time to read which is a bit of a sin.

[Daevion]

books?! wheres the link?

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Here's me about 6 years ago--right after I became a librarian.

Yes, that's a book by Anton LaVey too. :innocent

[JaneDead]

cute picture

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Thanks. I hope you'll think twice about burning books now. :grin

cute picture

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[Daevion]

Here's me about 6 years ago--right after I became a librarian.

Yes, that's a book by Anton LaVey too.  :innocent

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Raaawwrrr....soo sinister

[Black Sunday9]

it is 11:00 AM and books still suck.

[Daevion]

why everytime ms.maldoror post a pic of herself do guys get all sleazy right afterwards?

I remember when this thread was about how much books suck.

I did read a small part of a book last night, turns out that books still suck.

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who you calling sleazy?! I merely commented on how sinister the anton lavey book is.

actually the thread is still on topic, cause Anton's books do in fact, suck.