Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

[TitsMcGee]

I wasn't quite sure where to put this..but here it is.

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

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[Soulrev]

A better title for this article would read "Internet Porn Influence Leads To Accident"

[Destroit]

OMFG he cut her cooch off...I dunno what to even say to that. If she would have died from it somehow, so would have got the Darwin Award this year.

[hunhee]

There are WAY safer ways to put a vibration motion to a dildo.. sersly, step away from the saw blade..

[Rev.Reverence]

There are WAY safer ways to put a vibration motion to a dildo.. sersly, step away from the saw blade..

[StormKnight (1)]

I just keep having flashbacks to the movie "Seven."

[Rev.Reverence]

*shudders at sight of thread*

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Is it fucked up that the 1st thing I thought of when I read this was the "I cut off my dick with a power tool" line from the song, "Life Sucks - Then You Die"?

I'm a mess.

[pomba gira]

OUCH!!!

gawd, what a couple half-wits

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

He left the blade in? and just attached a dong to it? Did he think the dong was made out of some saw blade proof rubber?

[Soulrev]

He left the blade in? and just attached a dong to it? Did he think the dong was made out of some saw blade proof rubber?

Guess he thought fuckin wrong.

[taysteewonderbunny]

He left the blade in? and just attached a dong to it? Did he think the dong was made out of some saw blade proof rubber?

Maybe he was thinking with his dick. Happens. Never trust the smaller head. Not enough cranial capacity.

[Oh_My_Goth]

:shock: :shock:

A mechanical saw blade?? In the cooter hole??? :no

The little bit of faith I have left in humanity dwindled a bit more today

[Der Nister]

Guess we need to start putting warning labels on sex toys for all those morons out there that just can't grasp common sense.

When will adults learn, you don't mix dangerous tools with sex toys?

[jynxxxedangel]

These people must have been tweaked out on yayo, or something.

[sexslavetrainer]

At least use something with some impact and variation control like a sawzall... Then dont use a blade, retro fit something not so sharp! Come on if that thing can cut through a piece of wood you better believe it's not going to be outdone by any non steel sex toy... lol

[Homicidalheathen]

major fucking CRINGE!!

as bad as the man cuts off penis stories. (of which there are allot, just google it)

[TrixieGothGirl]

OUCH!!!

gawd, what a couple half-wits

Calling them half-wits is giving them WAAAAAAAAY too much credit. ROTFLMAO

[pomba gira]

They talked about this story all morning on Bob & Tom today... several people called in to explain that the correct procedure is to wrap the blade with duct tape first. Think I'd still give it a pass.

[Rev.Reverence]

They talked about this story all morning on Bob & Tom today... several people called in to explain that the correct procedure is to wrap the blade with duct tape first. Think I'd still give it a pass.

Duct tape?.....no. Like SexSlaveTrainer stated...one removes the blade apparatus (even the fixture the blade slides into) & then you are free to engineer the new fixture properly...they have one on display where I get my tattoo needles (they sell allot of odd shit that does not go with the other stuff there)...

[the eternal]

They talked about this story all morning on Bob & Tom today... several people called in to explain that the correct procedure is to wrap the blade with duct tape first. Think I'd still give it a pass.

Ya Think?

[Scary Guy]

Gives new meaning to "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" :D