Kidney stones aren't fun

[soothsayer]

It's official, I have another kidney stone. It's starting to hurt more frequently so it should pass soon - ish. Why must these things happen? Damn dairy products.

[Brenda Starrr]

*hugs*

When I come to MI, you can give me the stone as a gift.

[soothsayer]

Thanks Brenda, I'm just glad this one isn't trying to kill me like the ones I had 8 years ago. At least I can still eat and function (almost) fully.

[Brenda Starrr]

So does this mean that you'll give it to me as a remembrance of MI or what?

[Sybil]

:confused aww.. poor Soothsayer...

dairy products cause this??

<sybil goes to the fridge.. uncaps the milk and curses it as she poors it down the drain>

<she picks up her brick of Havarti chz and opens the kitchen window, winds up, and throws it into the street.. damn you havarti with all your creamie goodness>

i am sorry you are going thru this.. :tear

[Head Wreck]

thats why i drink "council pop" (water)

[soothsayer]

So does this mean that you'll give it to me as a remembrance of MI or what?

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i am sorry you are going thru this.. :tear

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why yes Brenda, if you reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllly want a rock that I have pissed out my penis then sure, it's yours. :laughing :blink

And thanks for making me laugh Sybil, that was good.

[Brenda Starrr]

Why yes Brenda, if you reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllly want a rock that I have pissed out my penis then sure, it's yours.  :laughing  :blink

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It's a trend. I'll explain.

Wayne wanted to buy me a nice gift while he's in California. I told him no, because he's buying my leather corset. He kept insisting. So I said just to bring back a rock and write "California" on it.

So, when I come to MI, I need a rock. Yours will do.

[soothsayer]

So, when I come to MI, I need a rock. Yours will do.

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Well, um. :laughing

I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say because ummmm, no. :laughing

You can have it. :whistling

[Brenda Starrr]

Just write "Detroit" on it with a fine-point Sharpie.

[TomCat]

Damn sorry to hear you're having a "kidney baby" Sooth. When I passed my fist one a few years back, I apparently said "fuck" as every other word for an hour straight in my pain induced delerium. And all I got was a piece about the size of a grain of sand. You have my deepest sympathy. Hang in there. :erm

[Sybil]

Soothsayer, are you feeling any better??? :erm

[soothsayer]

I'm happy to report ~ it has passed. A friend gave me some pain relievers that really worked well for me. :innocent :grin

I can @#%* again. :devil

[Sybil]

:blushing awww...

a guy i work with dropped to his knees at work one night, his pain was so bad he thought it was a heart attack, or appendicitis... turned out it was kidney stones and it was a little bigger than a grain of sand...

i havent been thru it but i am sorry when i hear about it.. pain aint neva fun..

i am really glad to hear you feel better.. =)

[Saephyr]

I'm afraid I have them again to oSooth so I'm hearin ya LOUD and clear....they freakin suck! i shot my last one out...5/6 mm baby...I should have a licence for this thing....LOL

[soothsayer]

I'm afraid I have them again to oSooth so I'm hearin ya LOUD and clear....they freakin suck! i shot my last one out...5/6 mm baby...I should have a licence for this thing....LOL

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Owwwwwwww........I feel for you.