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BRASS IN POCKET

The Pretenders

I got brass in pocket

Got bottle, I'm gonna use it.

Intention

I feel inventive,

Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Got motion, restrained emotion.

I been driving uh, Detroit leaning.

No reason, just seems so pleasing.

Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

(CHORUS)

Gonna use my arms,

Gonna use my legs,

Gonna use my style,

Gonna use my side-step-

Gonna use my fingers.

Gonna use my, my, my, imagination.

Cause I going make you see-- there's nobody else here

No one like me.

I'm special, so special.

I got to have some of your attention, give it to me!

I got rhythm, I can't miss a beat.

I got-a new skank so reet.

Got something. I'm winking at you,

Gonna make you, make you notice.

Gonna use my arms,

Gonna use my legs,

Gonna use style,

Gonna use my sidestep

Gonna use my fingers, gon' use my my my imagination.

Oh .. cause I gonna make you see

there's nobody else here, no one like me.

I'm special, so special.

I got to have some of your attention, give it to me!

'Cause I gonna make you see

there's nobody else here, no one like me,

I'm special, so special.

I got to have some of your attention, give it to me.

Ooooooooo, when you walk

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I stroke it to the east...yah.

Posted (edited)

I tell ya what...I am going to use that line next time cops catch me on or in a car...'but...officers...I BE STROKIN'!

I be sassified...

good lord did he just say If I am not tight enough use my ass? OMG he DIDN'T! Yes, he did.

Edited by Homicidalheathen
Posted

Coolest song about um, that... ever: She Bop by Cyndi Lauper. Hilarious video, too.

Posted

I just showed someone the strokin vid...he is kinda butt sex nazi like me, his jaw dropped and his eyes popped out just like that claymation thing...whatever it is.

That is one of THE WEIRDEST music videos of all time.

Posted

David Allan Coe sang about Finger Fuckin' Sally.

Posted

OH. MY. GAWD.

the perfect sm/bd song...NOT! haha!

we're gona do this song for useless

ohhhh i was in to whips'n'things she was into pain

i would beat her black and blue when she called me names

chained her to the basement wall where she went insane

and i was in to whips'n'things she was into pain

ohh finger fuckin sally worked at kelly's bar

she showed me her titties in ronney murphy's car

she was the first lady to let me go that far

finger fuckin sally down at kelly's bar

and pussy eatin pamela went to kelly's high

caught her in the bathroom, i thought she would die

eatin susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry

pussy eatin pamela went to kelly's high

suck'm silly shirley came out after dark

she would give us hand jobs in centinnial park

all the girls would snub her, said she was a nark

suck'm silly shirley from centinnial park

yess, good ole bloody marys' on the rag again

pussy eatin pamelas' got blood on her chin

suckm silly shirley got caught after dark

finger fuckin sally in centinnial park

noww pussy eatn pamelas' in the county jail

suckm silly shirley left town on a rail

they sent bloody mary to the pen for life

aaaannnnndddd finger fuckn sally

she became my wife

i was into whips'n'things she was into pain

and i would beat her black and blue when she called me names

chained her to the basement wall where she went insane

i was into whips'n'things she was into pain

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

bump I be strokin lol this video is crackin me up

Posted

I forgot about that one! I was thinkin of the buttsex mention in the strokin vid...could you imagine getting ready to pop your cock in someone's ahole (with a condom of coarse...you....) and finding one of those butt blings in there?

heh =P

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