New products list

[Homicidalheathen]

Lots of sugar...

fart pads?

teehee!

Subtle Butt - Fart Pads

by Steve

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...

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[candyman]

hmm...I just always use fabric softener sheets...my butt smell like mountian breeze!

[StormKnight (1)]

hmm...I just always use fabric softener sheets...my butt smell like mountian breeze!

A mountain breeze surrounded by a rotten egg farm I kid, but sulfur compounds usually go through perfumes. I have tried with 2-mercaptoethanol, (used in protein analysis.) Spill that on you, and no one will believe you didn't rip one for at least a day, regardless of perfume.

[Oh_My_Goth]

The Fizz is a plastic cup that screws on to a plastic PET bottle allowing you to create a mobile ice cream float.

Once you screw the cup to a bottle, fill it up with ice cream, then insert a straw, and finally, squeeze the bottle. This fills the cup with soda, allowing you to sip out a mixture of ice cream and soda.

Batter Blaster is probably going to change the way pancake batter is sold.

This probably needs little explanation: just shake the can, point it to a hot griddle, and push on the nozzle

[Oh_My_Goth]

Clitorox

The Brand New Product for Today's Woman. There's nothing worse than a stinky Vagina. And a Lady's love tunnel can get just that way if it's neglected. But the fairer sex need not fluster, because now there's Clitorox, the first industrial strength douche. Clitorox keeps the Pussy prim and proper, killing all known bacteria. Remember Ladies: simple soap and water isn't enough. Your dirty Twat needs Clitorox!

[Head Wreck]

ok. neutralizing bad farts....

NATURAL YOGHURT