IF you could clone yourself

[Vampyrerin]

If you could clone yourself what would you do?

Make the clone go to work? Make breakfast? Party with it? Date it? o.O

[prick]

Punch it in the face for being an ass.

[Destroit]

My clone is the only female I'd have sex with...but I wonder, is that incest somehow?

[prick]

My clone is the only female I'd have sex with...but I wonder, is that incest somehow?

Nope just real HAWT!!!!!!!!

[candyman]

I would alter my clone slightly, each one would be different, and would send them out to murder people. I don't want to do the time so I won't do the crime...but with clones it would be go time!

[jynxxxedangel]

Multiplicity..yesh.

That would solve most of my problems!

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I'd clone replacement parts for myself, but not a whole person.

[StormKnight (1)]

I'd clone replacement parts for myself, but not a whole person.

Same here...though I might render myself immune to a few diseases in the process.

Though the thought of cloning the body alone, and do a mind transfer every 30 years or so...add a few telmere ends to keep replicative fading from happening.

[Slogo]

I'd be mischevious*

[prick]

I'd be mischevious*

What do you mean would be?

[Mean Salley]

I sock myself in the nuts and throw me a good smack in the mouth for posterity.

that'll learn me to be so damned uppity.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Clone me? Oh great. I'd get to be of four minds about anything.

[hunhee]

What do you mean if i COULD!??! oh wait.. nm..

*holds up men-in-black flashie thing* Look into this thing right here.. *FLASH*

Carry on..

[Oh_My_Goth]

I would marry my clone

[Der Nister]

I would send my clone off to work so I could enjoy my day.

[Rev.Reverence]

I would marry my clone

Teh-Hawt-group-Sex...

...I'ld be SO gay for my clone...you have NO clue! N.Y.C. would no longer be Gay-Mecca...it would be my shadow...

Edited April 17, 2009 by Rev.Reverence

[bean]

I'd have my clone to do all the things I don't want to do (like going to work, washing dishes, laundry, etc).

[Oh_My_Goth]

Most of you are going to have clones that hate you for making do all the shitty stuff & You will have a clone revolt on your hands...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Clone me? Oh great. I'd get to be of four minds about anything.

"get to be"?

[candyman]

I could probably make enought clones to plug the constant holes in my band. Disposable band member that I can fire at will and replace with a new model that has been upgraded to be better.

[violentivy]

all I have to say is this:

"My oh my walkin' by

Who's the apple of my eye

Why it's my very own

Clonie

Oh if I should stroll the 'hood

Who knew I could look so good

Just talkin' on the phone to

Clonie

We are pals

It's cool 'cause we're not lonely

Shallow gene pool

There's nothing to my only

Clonie

Me and you, hustlin' through

Holdin' on through thick and thin

Just day by day our DNA

'cause the Olsen twins got nothin' on us

We'll survive

Side by side

Mother Nature don't you call her phony

She's my clonie

Who was wealthy

But not healthy

Had no one to dwell with me

So look who i got born

Clonie

Far from broke

Bored rich folk

We don't need no natural yolk

Our babies come full formed

Clonie

We'll be huggable

Get a publicist and show them

Be the most lovable thing

Since fucking Eminem

Oh my friend

Multiply, we're a franchise

Like Walt Disney or Hannibal Lechter

We can tell our cancer cells

Are more benign than old Phil Spector

We'll survive

Side by side

We're tougher than even Russell Crowe-y

You're my clonie

Oh clonie how I love you

I'm the only person I ever loved

Gee, that's swell

I guess you're just my fatal attraction-y

You're my clonie"

-Nellie McKay

[Head Wreck]

I'd set him to work whilst i wanted to go away so Leave wouldnt be an issue for spending 6 months over with angel to get this thing sorted at monster pace

[TygerLili]

I'd give my boyfriend that FFM threesome he's always wanted...err...I mean I'd make the clone change the cat litter.

No, seriously, given my current situation, it would be nice to have one of me on each side of the country.

[wood]

i wouldnt clone myself. one of me is already enough (& too much too handle).

[StormKnight (1)]

OK, terrifying thought:

Think of fifty clones of *me* running around the world...does that strike terror in anyone's heart?