Things you say

[Homicidalheathen]

Everyone has certain sayings when they get pissed off. I try to make mine original. Anyone else?

Used to just say stick it up your ass and twist it, but now I have added sideways so it REAAALLY hurts to that one....

(my kids think I am sick )

Now I point to my ass and say LILLY WHITE! KISS IT!

That usually gets the point across

[StormKnight (1)]

Most of the time in front of patients, I will let out a crap or frak.

Myself alone, especially when I yotz it up bad, I will swear like a sailor.

[Homicidalheathen]

whats a crap or frak? a fart? You fart in patients general direction?

[Chapel]

"Fuck my life"

[IsleofRhodesEnt]

Frustrated - "Fer the love of Peter, Paul, mary, and Puff the magic motherfucking dragon!!"

Rage - "What in Gods great divine fuck do you think you are doing?"

[Slogo]

I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[IsleofRhodesEnt]

I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

lol....I'll fix that for you....lets go get a 40 oz and go to the corner in RO...I'll shove you around a little after your trashed, like I used too...lol

[Enishi]

GOD FRIGGIN FRAGGITZ!

[Homicidalheathen]

Frustrated - "Fer the love of Peter, Paul, mary, and Puff the magic motherfucking dragon!!"

Rage - "What in Gods great divine fuck do you think you are doing?"

good ones!

[candyman]

I will keep this PG13...

You god ram plucking pizza ship!

I have recently said this to a small group of exhaust temperature probes...

[StormKnight (1)]

With respect to Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity, because things can go from bad to worse around me:

*bad thing*

F*ck me.

*worsening of bad thing*

Oh, f*ck me sideways!

Or (when the situation was doomed): T!ts up.

Did this with my one of my favorite surgeons with a consult on someone (man being described here was end stage liver disease, and failed to be on the transplant list due to eating issues and chronic alcohol use):

"Well boss, he failed to do anything to keep himself on the liver transplant list, he even forced himself off the list just by being non-compliant and overly passive aggressive. Now the medical service wants us to put a hepatic bypass stent in a man whose liver has gone t!ts up!"

This was overheard by an intern and one of my fellow second years, who broke down laughing. Said intern (now resident,) is looking for a chance to use that phrase in his work.

Edited April 22, 2009 by StormKnight

[Slogo]

lol....I'll fix that for you....lets go get a 40 oz and go to the corner in RO...I'll shove you around a little after your trashed, like I used too...lol

Not Cool

[Homicidalheathen]

[Msterbeau]

Oh darn.

[Guest Megalicious]

Frack comes to mind.....

[StormKnight (1)]

Ah, hell.

[ManicQueen]

FUUUUUUUUCCCKKK

Fuck off, fuck me, fuck you, fucking shit, fucking piece of shit, cock smoker... yeah I have a dirty whore mouth when I'm pissed.

[asphyxian_doll]

....

Well when the door man at Necto turned me away, I said an array of things like.

"cock fucking, ass licking, piece of shit sucking, mother smackin, shit licking, ball sucking fucking assfaggot doucheswallow!

....

there was more...

It just differs....I try to be original and as crass and disgusting as possible when I'm angry

xD

lol

Less like a sailor, more like someone on crack.

[DarkVampire]

A lot of four lettered colorful metaphors. I try not to, its so uncivilized.