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why thank you I am very very luck.... and btw ill let you know where i found him :secret: City club :yes:wub:

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your welcome, and VERY lucky, most the ones I meet there arent really keepers lmao! except for my friends but...their my friends,so that would be weird lol

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It is surprising how many DGners found their significant other at City Club. You know the place we all say not to try to find love.

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i'm thinking "i hope i hear from someone soon!" :yes:welcome:

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I am thinking, do I want to go out to CC, tonight because I am kinda in the mood to play dress up or stay home?

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I need a "do not disturb" sign for my own brain.

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I am thinking its time for bed

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If you are calling to tell me your phone does not work, don't call me from the phone that's not working.

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Do I already have Pacific Avenue? hmmm

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Coffee...it's what's for breakfast.

Coffee...it's what's for breakfast.
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Coffee...it's what's for breakfast.

I would love a good cup of coffee.... and a month long vacation

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If I ever have a baby (not any time soon), I am refusing to have a baby shower. I just think it's ridiculous to ask people to buy shit that ultimately I feel it's my responsibility to purchase. Seriously, a breast pump? Why the fuck would you put that on your registry at babiesrus. Who is going to buy that? Shouldn't you buy your own. Just boggles my mind the things people ask for. Not only that, it's fucking expensive...like 300 bucks. So selfish.

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I am thinking... so confused

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Thinking? wtf is thinking... I don't think.. I DO!!!

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why cant I sleep and ouch my ass hurts from sitting on the cold hard floor.

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That I need to take a nap.

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I'm so bored. Maybe I should just go to bed.

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I found the perfect response to the zombiepocalypse. the 600 Million Berry Jackpot. Got to love the Straw Hat Pirates.

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Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

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Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

I have cats to give away if you need some.

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If I ever have a baby (not any time soon), I am refusing to have a baby shower. I just think it's ridiculous to ask people to buy shit that ultimately I feel it's my responsibility to purchase. Seriously, a breast pump? Why the fuck would you put that on your registry at babiesrus. Who is going to buy that? Shouldn't you buy your own. Just boggles my mind the things people ask for. Not only that, it's fucking expensive...like 300 bucks. So selfish.

id buy a breast pump.....but not for breasts....yea i said it....

*goes to corner now*

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Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

When I was little my cousin could imitate the sound of her mom's bed perfectly, and did so frequently. My aunt swears the most embarrassing moment in her life was the first time my cousin did it at a family event lol. Thing is she never realized how loud it was until my cousin started doing it so maybe you should say something to them it its that much of a problem. Leave an anonymous letter of something if you don't want to embarrass anyone.

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When I was little my cousin could imitate the sound of her mom's bed perfectly, and did so frequently. My aunt swears the most embarrassing moment in her life was the first time my cousin did it at a family event lol. Thing is she never realized how loud it was until my cousin started doing it so maybe you should say something to them it its that much of a problem. Leave an anonymous letter of something if you don't want to embarrass anyone.

Thanks, I actually have been inspired to leave an anonymous can of WD-40, knock on the door, and than run!

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Hehe, that should work to :) Glad I could be of service.

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