taysteewonderbunny Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 What? That's just so we can get the kids in bed and unconscious so I can have sex with you undisturbed. Can't we just tell them that Santa is making extra rounds this year?
Oh_My_Goth Posted December 7, 2009 Author Posted December 7, 2009 Good one... ...so, I went shopping this weekend with the Girlfriend...& we had a list of lists, (that I forgot at home), so we were out gettin' things from many stores...& we were at the Myjers...& we needed, chick peas, ranch, & condoms...well, they had SOME chick peas, but at $2.50 a can, we balked, & since I had to goto ANOTHER store (we had been to 4 or 5 already) we decided to grab the ranch from there (knowing it would be the cheaper anyways)...so, at 1:00pm, on a SATURDAY AFTERNOON...we go through a self-check lane, just with a box of condoms as if peoples weren't looking at us hard enough already... Oh you should see the looks we get when Her & I go for condoms
Rev.Reverence Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Oh you should see the looks we get when Her & I go for condoms Oh...I can ONLY imagine...hmm...I could get pics...when Junior goes on holiday...
Mrs.Heart Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 A box of condoms A case of duct tape And a video camera
n0Mad Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 A box of condoms The Necronomicon My boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Mrs.Heart Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 A box of condoms The Necronomicon My boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? lol.... I like this one.... Good thinking Spook.
Rev.Reverence Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 A box of condoms The Necronomicon My boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
kat (1) Posted January 5, 2010 Posted January 5, 2010 box of condoms pregnancy test pregnancy book
AmieLamie Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 A box of condoms A large sock monkey A disposable camera
AmieLamie Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Box of condoms Lice medicine Nail polish remover
Savina Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Box of condoms Twilight poster large container of glitter.
Tyger Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 ~taking one of Marci's~ Box of condoms, band aids, sand paper.
Msterbeau Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Box of condoms. Box of condoms. Box of condoms.
n0Mad Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Box of condoms Twilight poster large container of glitter. Cute and clever. I like you.
Msterbeau Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Cute and clever. I like you. You'd like her more if you met her in person.
emmymau Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 A box of condoms Sarah Palin's autobiography A meat thermometer
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