Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Here's the scenario.. You are at a Meijer store at 3am, & you are purchasing a box of condoms and 2 other items... The point is to get the clerk to look at you weird for what you are purchasing. I will start... -A box of condoms 'Trojan Extra Large' -A 5 gallon jar of mayonnaise -A power saw
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Four shopping carts filled with teddybear wrapping paper.... An Enya CD.
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Condoms Massive amounts of specialty steel wool Best of Golden Girls DVD
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -6 bottles of NyQuil -3 person tent
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -A Bike tire -Large container of Vaseline
n0Mad Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Here's one I actually bought in high school: A quart of Karo light corn syrup Food coloring A box of condoms
Rev.Reverence Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) ~Trojan Magnums ~Trojan Regulars ~Fresh Apple Pie Edited July 20, 2009 by Rev.Reverence
n0Mad Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 A box of condoms Another box of condoms Yet another box of condoms
StormKnight (1) Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 A box of condoms. A bottle of chocolate sprinkles A lobster.
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -A crowbar -A tube of Anbasol
TheGimp Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Box o Condoms The Passion Of The Christ (DVD) hamburger meat
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Box o Condoms The Passion Of The Christ (DVD) hamburger meat ^^ NICE Box of condoms Dr. Suess Books A shaving kit
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Box of condoms A book on the breeding habits of South American Fruit bats... Ping Pong Paddles
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 20, 2009 Author Posted July 20, 2009 -Box 'o' condoms -Box 'o' razor blades -Box 'o' Gerber teething cookies
jynxxxedangel Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) 1 box of Trojan Supras, 10x10 plastic painter's dropsheet, 1 gallon of El Toro Tequila.. ....this is a true story. I also purchased a quart of Berio EVOO that evening, as well. Edited July 20, 2009 by jynxxxedangel
phee Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Box o condoms Sand paper A book on icecream truck maintenence
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