The Obama is destroying America Cospiracy thread

[phee]

As everyone knows, the opinions of certain right wing sources are now considered undisputed facts, we know this by the manner in which they are given to us, as they are stated as facts and NOT stated as opinions. (Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Tea Partys/Baggers, etc...)

Some of these horrid facts concerning Obama (although I am sure there are more that I am missing a bunch here) that are proven now, or have been stated as such are as follows:

1. Obama is not an American born citizen (birther movement).

2. Obama is attempting to change the health care in the country to find a way to euthanize the elderly.

3. Obama is racist and hates white people.

4. Obama is attempting to make this country into a Socialist government.

5. Obama is going to force everyone to be Muslim.

6. Obama is going to somehow take everyones guns and ammo away.

7. Obama is trying to make this country part of China.

8. Obama is going to make the country go bankrupt... or I should say more bankrupter then it is now.

9. Obama will take away your children if he disapproves of the way you are parenting.

Here is my theory tying in all of these FACTS into his master plan:

Obama after siezing everyones weapons and ammo will then begin arming an extremist party of black Muslims with ties to the Black Panthers. As people are waiting in line for their bread and toilet paper, these armed Black Panthers will set up positions around the lines, and begin shooting costly older white people (LIKE YOUR GRANDMA).

The survivors will then be handed documents, delivered by your recently kidnapped children for full emotional effect, that you must sign that says A.) you are okay with your old white relatives being killed, B.) That you will willingly embrace Allah. C.) Aknowledgement that Africa is now and always has been part of the United States so that no matter where Obama was born, he is AMERICAN.

Women who refuse to become Muslim will be sterilized and sent to Guantanamo.

The next phase will involve everyones life savings and possetions being liquidated (down to a remaining $5.00 per person) and turned over to China to help them with their economy. Also some money will be used to fight global warming.

All of this will be made possible by the armies of mindless Obaniods that put him in office and Al Franken.

Obama becomes the ANTI CHRIST (as I have heard him called by some already)

I think given all of these undeniable facts presented by fine News organizations and unshakable patriots, this is the most plausable outcome we can all expect.

Thoughts? what are your own ideas?

[Rev.Reverence]

8. Obama is going to make the country go bankrupt... or I should say more bankrupter then it is now.

Um...no...you should say "more bankrupt"

Carry on Sir...nice topic here...

*stands by with box of specially made Right-Wing-Tin-Hats for passing out*

[phee]

Oh and somewhere along the line someone will shit rainbows

[TygerLili]

The craziest one I've heard, from someone who is certifiable nutcase, is:

Obama is going to evacuate the entire state of California so he can move all of the Kenyans into this country. She didn't specify what he'd be bringing them in for.

[creatureofthenyte]

That sounds kind of like Dennis Leary's "No Cure for Cancer" routine.

# 2, 4, and 8 on that list are the only ones even remotely close to what's going on.

Edited August 14, 2009 by creatureofthenyte

[phee]

The craziest one I've heard, from someone who is certifiable nutcase, is:

Obama is going to evacuate the entire state of California so he can move all of the Kenyans into this country. She didn't specify what he'd be bringing them in for.

Thats a good one.

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh and somewhere along the line someone will shit rainbows

I have done this... seriously...there are several dyes that change colours when digested, & if eaten in great quantities, will 'discolor' ones feces...

...most noteably...a 2 liter of Grape Faygo will turn a load (or two) an odd green...

[phee]

I have done this... seriously...there are several dyes that change colours when digested, & if eaten in great quantities, will 'discolor' ones feces...

...most noteably...a 2 liter of Grape Faygo will turn a load (or two) an odd green...

You see? the Antichrist/Obama's evil plan has already begun.... in Revs ass.

[Rev.Reverence]

*chokes on coffee*

[pomba gira]

You forgot the part about making all the euthanized grannies into Soylent Green to feed the hordes of Sino-Kenyans that will be moving in.

[Rev.Reverence]

You forgot the part about making all the euthanized grannies into Soylent Green to feed the hordes of Sino-Kenyans that will be moving in.

BRILLIANT!

Why are you not in the cabinet?

[phee]

BRILLIANT!

Why are you not in the cabinet?

She is a member of Obama's ultraliberal underground WEHATEAMERICA minority cabinet..... Of doom.

[Raev]

This thread is made of equal parts "Awesome" and "Win".

That is all.

[phee]

I believe he is also raising taxes on everything T in sight (hence the Tea Parties).... including tea... and Mr. T.... and T-Shirts.... and Golf Tees... and T-bone steaks.

[Slogo]

[Rev.Reverence]

I'm gonna' go slightly off topic for JUST a moment.....I QUOTE The ^(Pretty-)GREAT 'King' SLOGO'S sig:

iF YOU SEE THAT i AM TYPING LIKE THIS, IT ISN'T BECAUSE i AM MAD. iT IS BECAUSE i TYPED A BUNCH OF STUFF. aND i DON'T WANT TO GO BACK AND CHANGE EVERYTHING.

...Oh, my fuckin' G*D!!!!! That is some funny shit!

...carry on...

[bean]

I. Love. This. Thread.

[phee]

I am just glad that people can finally see the truth, as explained by people who tell us that it is the truth.

[n0Mad]

Women who refuse to become Muslim will be sterilized and sent to Guantanamo.

You mean Standish?

[Raev]

You mean Standish?

Tomato, tomato.

Hrm....I guess that only really works when saying it doesn't it?

[BillyDeath]

The imposing Muslim fact: I guess we better start looking for gothic looking vails(just kidding), lol...

Obama doesn't even claim to be Muslim. If anything, he goes to church.

[phee]

The imposing Muslim fact: I guess we better start looking for gothic looking vails(just kidding), lol...

Obama doesn't even claim to be Muslim. If anything, he goes to church.

He is a very tricky Muslim, he got a militant priest to allow him to join his church back in the day.... what amazing subterfuge this man has.

[Raev]

He is a very tricky Muslim, he got a militant priest to allow him to join his church back in the day.... what amazing subterfuge this man has.

Does his wife know that you are looking at his subterfuge?

[Rev.Reverence]

Tomato, tomato.

Hrm....I guess that only really works when saying it doesn't it?

[BillyDeath]

Why are right-winged conservatives so deceitful?