America will save the world! :D

[Simon Bar Sinister]

blood drives will be so 2000-and-late!

[Slogo]

Wow I could start an agri-business with my fat cells

unrelated topic ~ THOUSANDTH POST!!! WOO-HOO

[candyman]

Now Michael Moore can be of some use...someone just stab him and I will be there with the industrial wet-vac.

[StormKnight (1)]

I think my personal record for liposuction out of a patient was 6 LITERS (about 14 pounds) of fat. I think troubles with fat embolisms start around 18 liters. It only takes about 200mL to get enough stem cells per the article I read.

That is hella lot of regenerative power.

Edited September 9, 2009 by StormKnight

[jynxxxedangel]

Whoever wants most of my hips and thighs, is welcome to them.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Damn.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Now Michael Moore can be of some use...someone just stab him and I will be there with the industrial wet-vac.

we should be able to peel enough blubber off of Rush Limbaugh to help a couple of hundred people. Easily.

I think my personal record for liposuction out of a patient was 6 LITERS (about 14 pounds) of fat. I think troubles with fat embolisms start around 18 liters. It only takes about 200mL to get enough stem cells per the article I read.

That is hella lot of regenerative power.

I can definitely donate to the cause, lol!

[candyman]

we should be able to peel enough blubber off of Rush Limbaugh to help a couple of hundred people. Easily.

If America uses Moore we should keep Rush and maybe part of Rosie in storage just in case...reserves or a gift to the Queen next time she visits...and maybe an Ipod too

[Homicidalheathen]

wow a use for cellulite besides more cushion for the pushin

cool